I had to admit something to myself because I was done tryna act a fool and shake my ass all up in the coochie mans face but he didn't want me because I'm a bird with no coochie hole and the coochie man is gay anyway. I walked down the street and saw the coochie man eating the free real estate guy and he let out cries of cum filled anger. Then mr sad walked by him and fingered mr coochie man and mr coochie man said "bippity boppity poo I shall now shit on you" and ate mr sads face. I saw my best friend buying window flavored condoms and she kept shitting out children. My face dropped when I saw how many children she spewed out, it was like a fountain! So I flapped my flabby cabby you don't have a daddy wings and flew to Narnia as I watched the angry doorknob battle sponge bob. Spongebob then morphed into a cow and pissed creamy milk all over the doorknob. I shouted "cOck cOck" and the doorknob turned into a 4 legged Weiner and he walked over to sponge cow and bit its udders off and chewed it like tobacco.
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So mr creamy sponge cow yelped as his nuts were blown off by the doorknob. Dora the explorer appeared riding trump like a horsey and she then shat all over the magic carpet. Then they started bickering back and forth like when ur dad left to get milk and never came back, dora the explorer shat out an orange since trump looks like a big fat orange piss covered bowling ball. Doras parents arrived and said "vaminos obamaknows" and all of the sudden Obama horse appeared and his asshole exploded on trump and he turned into a caveman and shouted "OOGA BOOGA I'M HERE TO STEAL YOUR COOGA" and he magically disappeared. I flew down with my big flabbery coochie wings to save Obama horse from mr cave trump and with all my might I flew into trumps big hole and pulled his plug and he pissed all over the gas station and we all blew up the end.
The Coochie Man still cries over me every day and his only comfort is eating cacti and bed sheets. Dora had her proper grave but no body since we all turned into meat sticks and were sold at your local dollar store.
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