Caillou looks for his hair

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Caillou woke up wondering, why he was bald. He went down stairs and asked mommy, " Mommy where is my hair? " asked Caillou. "Well Caillou you have cancer and you are going to die in 2 weeks you waste of spirm. " said mommy with a happy smile. "But mommy I want to look like big foot or Elvis. " said Caillou "Well Caillou you look like a shit spoon. " said Daddy. " What is a shit spoon? " asked Caillou, "Well it is a spoon that you use on your ass with a.k.a getting shit out of your ass."  said Daddy. "Like you do sometimes Daddy. " Caillou said, Rosie started crying Italians while Daddy was yelling at Caillou to shut the fuck up like the ugly shit spoon he is, Mommy walked up to Caillou and shoved a spoon in his ass, Caillou moaned in gay as it fit just right. Rosie watches as mummy pulls the spoon out of her brothers ass, Caillou lets out a lot of noises as he feels some shit come out. Rosie wishes she could unsee this sight, she was to stunned to speak, she then pulled out an AK47 and put it up Caillou's asshole right after the shit spoon. "Mommy stop! " the weird looking cat says. "You can talk!? " says mommy. "Yes I can and I am here to-" before he could finish he was dragged to to mama. "Stupid cat." said mommy, Mommy shoves the gun further up and shoots but nothing happens. --?

(That is enough for now 😅 this is straight from the journal we wrote in so yeah bye)