cray-cray stuff 😎💅
noodle🍜, kiddo☠️, boii💸, sussy💜, softie✨, sleepy head😴
noodle🍜 y'all, i'm tired of this shit
boii💸 ya, me too! pretending me and piper are a couple is so annoying- no offence, piper!
sussy💜 i hate it as much as u do!
kiddo☠️ i get what u mean. when me and ellie had to pretend to be dating it was hella awkward sometimes-
noodle🍜 lol u were a bad bf ngl
kiddo☠️ stfu
sussy💜 i mean if ellie says he was bad-
sleepy head😴 we all know u love him piper haha
sussy💜 nty
boii💸 those fucking contracts tho
softie✨ i can't believe i haven't been kicked out yet, since i've been single for so long
noodle🍜 probs cuz everyone ships u with jentzo
softie✨ gross🤮
kiddo☠️ i'm offended😭
boii💸 dude, you guys are litrly like siblings. imagine if me and ellie dated-
sussy💜 eww-
noodle🍜 eww-
kiddo☠️ piper u aren't rlly dating lev-
noodle🍜 we look like literal twins it would be so weird
sussy💜 exactly!
boii💸 not to mention the fact that ellie's disgusting
softie✨ noo, ellie's like the best person ever💖
noodle🍜 aww thanks em!💛
noodle🍜 but next time i see lev imma slap him into oblivion
kiddo☠️ oh her slaps hurt like hell-
boii💸 we're litrly in the same room-
noodle🍜 if i just stood up and randomly slapped u that would be weird af-
noodle🍜 smh
sussy💜 aww i rlly wanted to see ellie slap lev
softie✨ violence is never the answer!
kiddo☠️ i can slap him for u
noodle🍜 NO!
softie✨ NO!
sussy💜 NO!
boii💸 NO!
sleepy head😴 NO!
kiddo☠️ okay-😭
sleepy head😴 what are we gonna do about those contracts, though?
sussy💜 there's nothing we can do
sussy💜 my mom could literally put us all in jail if we broke our contracts-
noodle🍜 not to mention what my mom would do-
boii💸 my mom doesn't even know about the contracts, she just thinks it was some hospital insurance thing
kiddo☠️ yah, my dad doesn't know and neither does liana
softie✨ i kinda wanna tell my dad..
sussy💜 NO!
boii💸 NO!
sleepy head😴 NO!
noodle🍜 NO!
kiddo☠️ NO!
softie✨ ik, i'm sorry guys, i just feel rlly bad for piper and ellie-
noodle🍜 aww it's okay, none of it's your fault💔
sussy💜 don't worry, em. besides, she's nice to me most of the time
sussy💜 it's u guys i'm worried about
kiddo☠️ it's okay, piper. we'll find a way. somehow
sleepy head😴 yeah! i mean, i'm almost 18, that's good, right?
noodle🍜 at least we have each other 💗
sussy💜 aww, i love you guys
boii💸 eww. love.
sleepy head😴 aww, we love you too, lev!
kiddo☠️ yeah!
sussy💜 yeah!
noodle🍜 nah, lev stinks. he smells like literal shit
boii💸 i hate u guys
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Complicated
Fanfiction"Why does everything have to be so complicated?" Piper asked. "Because it always is," Jentzen answered. A Jiper story where not everything is as it seems. Oh, and it's now also a Lenna story.