He didnt remember anything else so he just took his phone to look at the time

10:00 AM

43 missed calls from 'king julien🦝'

30 missed calls from 'daddy shrek😫🙌"

17 missed calls from' fatherless mf<3'

132 messages from the group 'we love LS...

Fuck

He quickly opened the group chat

We love LSD💗

Pussy eater:
Peter what the fuck where are you
None of us remember shit from
Last night

Fatherless mf<3:
I remember Peter being carried
out by a hot guy with red sunglasses

Daddy Shrek 😫🙌:
HUH?
PETER GOT CARRIED OUT BY A
GUY?!
WHAT IF HES DEAD?!

Pussy:
Chill he probably just got railed
That's how he is
I mean heck that guy was hot
i wouldn't have minded getting
carried out by him either

Daddy Shrek😫🙌:
But he could be dead

Man whore✨:
Daddy chill...
I'm fine I don't even remember anything
Now I just gotta get home

Daddy Shrek😫🙌:
OH THANK LANA DEL REY
YOU'RE FINE

Man whore✨:
Awww was someone worried😍😍
ily too Zoe😘

(Context: one of my friends names is Zoe and she dyed her hair green so me and my other friends just call her daddy shrek)

Daddy shrek😫🙌:
Fuck off I just didn't wanna be 
in a Netflix documentary

Man whore✨:
You hurt my feewings uwu😔😔
Anyways I'm going home now
See y'all at school

He got off the phone and put all of his clothes back on and 5 minutes later he was out the door, he realized the walk back to the tower wasn't long it was about ten minutes and when he arrived he was greeted by FRIDAY "good morning mr.Parker, shall I inform boss of your arrival?" Of course it was sad that FRIDAY was the only thing in the tower that even said hello to him but hey, he got used to it "good morning fri, thanks but no need to tell mr.stark I'm here" "alright mr.Parker

He took the elevator to the 93rd floor where his room and all that stuff was, he saw the avengers having breakfast at the table laughing,smiling and talking not even noticing Peter was here

See they don't need you, you're worthless just like everyone says

He went to his room and closed the door as quickly as possible before pulling out the razor blade from under his desk,he started cutting himself when he first wanted to be the best and until now never stopped, there were countless red lines on his hips, arms,legs and the side of his upper back, yes he had super healing but considering how he doesn't really eat anymore the healing doesn't exactly work, afterwards he put on a different outfit (I'm using one I found on Pinterest don't judge me)

He went to his room and closed the door as quickly as possible before pulling out the razor blade from under his desk,he started cutting himself when he first wanted to be the best and until now never stopped, there were countless red lines on his...

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