𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 || Kny

𝐈𝐈

Mitsuri
Wait, is it that bakery that we went to
The other day?

[ y/n ]
Oh yeah, now that you mention it,
I think that is the one.

Mitsuri
That's good! Sanemi lives nearby

Obanai
@sanemi go and make yourself useful
by picking [ y/n ] up

Sanemi
And now tell me why I should do that

Shinobu
Don't act like you doesn't care

[ y/n ]
Dw I got the situation under control!
I have my supreme pikachu stun gun with me

Giyu
Isn't that thing from the child
magazine that you stole
from a kid one day?

[ y/n ]
Maybe it is.
But I wanted it more than that kid :(

Sanemi
...
Yk never mind, I'm gonna pick
You up [ y/n ]

Tengen
That's what I thought

[ y/n ]
Oh lol the dude started to run at me
Get it I guess

Mitsuri
[ Y/NNN ] DONT GET
KIDNAPPED :;(∩'﹏'∩);:

Zenitsu
Huh?!
[ Y/N ] IS BEING KIDNAPPED?!
NOO NOT BEFORE I GET THE
CHANCE TO MARRY THEM

Tengen
I always forget that there is a group
chat with all of you as well lol

But whatever, that's now very flamboyant
of you Zenitsu. You're not gonna
Marry them.

Obanai
Zenitsu is not gonna marry shit

Tanjiro
Zenitsu, I'm sorry but I have to agree
with what Uzui said, I think you're
not gonna marry [ y/n ] any time soon.

Zenitsu
You are all so mean 😭

Obanai
Sucks to be you

Giyu
So nobody is going to talk about the
fact that [ y/n ] hasn't texted anymore?

Kyojuro
Giyu is right, this is kinda concerning

Mitsuri
I think I might cry

Shinobu
Don't worry, I'm sure they're fine!

Sanemi
Never gonna do that shit again

Zenitsu
IS [ Y/N ] SAFE?!

Sanemi
Of fucking corse

But I'm not. They are clinging on me
like a sloth and have me carry their
Luggage.

Shinobu
That's great to hear.
Well, the first part at least.

Mitsuri
Sanemi can you Just bring her to
my place?

Sanemi
Guess I can

Mitsuri
Thank you!

Giyu
This was too much stress for one day

Muichiro
...What happened? I was asleep

Obanai
I swear to god, Muichiro 💀

𝐓𝐞𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 🍵

• Sanemi beat the shit out of the dude

• Mitsuri did actually cry for a moment