Abraham Lincoln x JFK

Speedy morning

7/14/62 - Thursday - 10:05 AM
As my alarm goes off with a bang I jump out of bed and don't even think about changing. Instead walking to the bathroom in my pink silk robe with bunny slippers to take my morning poo.

10:30 AM
I walk out of the bathroom while the toilet is still flushing. I open my door and fly down the stairs. I go to the kitchen and ask for my regular breakfast. Lucky charms and strawberry milk. I noticed that I've been longing for god's gleaming eyes again. I hope that when I get to the park, I can see him again. I get up and drop my bowl as my butler catches it.
I quickly ran up the stairs to get dressed. I open my creaky door quickly enough to blow it off the hinges. I skip to my closet with delight and open it. A black suit with a pink bow tie awaits my arrival. I slide it on and head for my diary, grabbing the key from my desk to open my secret chest. I grab it as well as the pen while sitting on my bed and start writing.

"Dear diary" I write in my fancy cursive. "After last night's fiasco, I really did wear myself out. But, did I truly see God? I must've" I write, gripping my pen even harder. "No man could ever be more beautiful. What did I drink last night? I think some out-dated whiskey. Anyways, I truly have to go diary. God I hope no one ever finds this." I close my diary with elegance and put it back in my chest.