Atticus x Garfield

Atticus x Garfield(Op. 1)

As Atticus took aim at Tim Johnson, he had the I'm-about-to-unload-seven-magazines-into-this-50-pound-dog look. However, Atticus was not a psychopath; he was a lawyer in Maycomb County, Alabama, and he had those he loved to protect. After he took aim, he began to think of his beloved, Garfield. The way Garfield ran his fingers through Atticus's hair and kissed him good night always made his heart race. Just the thought of Garfield's love caused Atticus's hands to sweat. This was not the time for Atticus to be thinking about his hunnie-booboo, Garfield, for he also had to kill the rabid Tim Johnson to keep his children, Jem and Scout, safe. After taking off his glasses, which kept slipping due to his undying love for Garfield, and crushing them, he started to take deep breaths. Just as he was about to shoot, he heard someone yell, "Where's my lasagna?!" This made him sad upon hearing his one true love, Garfield, starving and unable to eat the only food group in his diet, lasagna. Garfield loved it almost as much as he loved Atticus. After hearing Garfield's cries for help, he finally had the nerve to shoot Tim Johnson, thus ending the dog's life, which did a dance like in GMOD as it died. Atticus ran as quickly as he could to satisfy the insatiable hunger of his hubby, Garfield. 

As the days passed, Atticus's heroic act of shooting a dog with a military-grade weapon spread across Maycomb. He was celebrated. Garfield even once pecked him on the mouth for his act of courage saved Garfield the trouble of having to do it himself. However, not everything turned out to be fine and dandy. Atticus shot the president's dog, Gerald. Gerald was the same to the president as Garfield was to Atticus. Because of this, the president sent a hitman to claim Atticus's life; it was the only just punishment for Atticus to repent himself for killing Gerald. However, Atticus knew how to handle himself in a fight. He had saved Garfield in a street fight against other cats. After a few days of merciless, meritable, and Marvin the Tap Dancing Horse training, the newly buff Atticus went into town to crank on the president. The fight was over in seconds. Atticus was now sculpted like a character out of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure; he was the epitome of human evolution. He could now conjure a spirit that would do his bidding whenever necessary. However, Atticus Joestar created a breathing technique