Avengers Chatroom

Honesty

Peter: I saw Y/N go down to the lab last night.

Tony: Oh really now?

Y/N: I swear it's not what it looks like.

Tony: it looks like you deliberately broke the rules despite knowing that the lab is off limits when I'm not in there, and broke into my personal space.

Y/N: okay so it's exactly what it looks like.

Clint: damn

Y/N: Shut up bird boy! I didn't break the freaking thingamajig

Tony: prototype blasters

Y/N: Yeah whatever

Steve: Then why exactly were you in the lab, Y/N?

Y/N: That's classified.

Pietro: 🤣

Y/N: Pietro shut up.

Tony: 🤨

Wanda: Pietro. Do you know something?

Tony: Yeah Speedy. Spill it or you'll be on the cleaning crew for the next two months.

Pietro: Y/N and I were bored so we started playing truth or dare. I dared them to sneak into your lab and get the really good alcohol. Then we got wasted and almost fell off the roof.

Y/N: Yeahhh...but istg I didn't touch anything else.

Tony: Are you guys serious? Who even hired you!?

Steve: I did.

Tony: Oh that makes much more sense

Nat: Okay but if it wasn't Y/N, then who was it?

Bruce: What was Peter even doing in that section of the compound?

Tony: Oh hey Bruce! I didn't realize you were here

Bruce: Nobody ever does

Peter: Well- I...well...

Steve: Peter?

Peter: OKAY! I WENT INTO THE LAB

Y/N: Well that was easy

Peter: Steve put up a convincing argument

Rhodey: 🤨

Peter: But I swear I didn't touch your stuff Mr. Stark!

Tony: Then why were you in my lab?

Peter: I can't tell you.

Tony: Why not?

Peter: I- I just can't.

Y/N: look who's being suspicious now

Tony: Fine if you won't tell me, I guess I'll just have to call up that oddly attractive aunt of yours and-

Peter: Okay okay geez.

Peter: I may or may not have gone in your lab to look for something that Morgan wanted

Tony: what??

Peter: Well- Morgan saw that it was snowing outside and wanted to go sledding, but the old sled in your garage was broken.

Sam: oh. Wow. I wonder how that happened 😅

Bucky: 😑

Tony: What does that have to do with going in my lab?

Peter: well the last time I was in there, I saw Mr. Steve's shield on the floor. So I was going to use it as a sled for Morgan, but I couldn't find it.

Natasha: what was Steve's shield doing in Tony's lab-