Bill Cipher chronicles: Bill's Shooting Star

Chapter 6: She knew?!

P.O.V.: Bill Cipher.

I was sitting in the dream space watching Shooting Star hanging out with her friends when I saw Pinetree walking toward her. I head him whisper that he needs to tell her something. I did that whistle where you put your fingers in your mouth, and my giant, golden, one flaming blue eyed dog came bounding towards me. "Crebus my friend we're going to Gravity Falls................ My previous desires of *bleck* love have been formally destoryed" I said patting his head. Then I opened the portal to Gravity Falls, making sure it was big enough for my seven foot dog, and then we charged.

I made sure I wasn't jumping the gun, and then I heard Pinetree say "Mabel, you know how I said Bill Shifter is a weirdo?" only to be responded by an angry "Yes" from Shooting Star, and then he said "Well Bill Shifter is Bill Cipher!". I expected a surprised gasp from Shooting Star, but she just said "I know". I didn't know what to believe. If she was planning to kill me or if she genuinely l-liked me? "WHAT?!" Pinetree exclaimed, and Shooting St- no Mabel said "Dipper do you really think that I'm that stupid? He wears all yellow and black, his eyes are blue with a slight beautiful flame to them, not to mention he has a picture of the Bill Cipher wheel in his wallet, and an ID that has a picture of him with 'Bill Cipher' on it". 'Beautiful eyes? If she thinks that then...... Wait! SHE WENT THROUGH MY WALLET?! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?!' I thought, and then Pinetree asked "Why did you go through his wallet? AND DID YOU JUST SAY BEAUTIFUL EYES?!". "Yessss, and I'm kinda stalkerish" Mabel said dreamily, and then Pinetree pulled out a pendent that looked like a fishugi. A fishugi is a ghoul that seeked out demons and- ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh no. He started the summoning chant, and then I yelled "CREBUS ATTACK THAT DUSHE!". Crebus was so anxious that he broke some of the wall on the way to Pine- no Dipper. Luckily he dropped the fishugi pendent. Mabel must have known the pendent was bad news because she kicked it to me, and I blasted it with a blue ball of fire. Crebus was about to have an asshole snack called Dipper but the look on Mabel's face filled me with guilt. I don't know when I did but I whistled, and Crebus heeled. Dipper was about to yell at me and Mabel, but I slapped him and said "If you ever try to sick a fishugi on me again I'll let Crebus tear YOU APAART!" turning into my anger form. Crebus licked Dipper as if trying a free sample of food at the mall, deciding whether or not he wants to buy it. He ran away, and to my surprise Mabel kissed me! Not on the cheek, THE LIPS! Once she was gone I fist pumped the air god knows how many times, and then I whistled and Crebus shrunk down to the size of a golden retreiver and we went for a walk.