A/N: this isn't describing a male appendage. It's describing a big stick that Cod and Manarachi found in the graveyard just before the events of this chapter took place. This is meant for certain people (you know who you are).
*Bonk*
Alec looked up from his phone to find two lunatics with a big stick.
"IT'S A MAGNUM DONG!!" yelled Shamearachi. "1 METRE WILLY!!"
*Bonk*
*Bonk*
The boy next to him was too subjected to this random punishment.
"Shush, now have a taste of my big fat fucking cock " said Cod, bonking her on her non-existent micro penis with his rather big stick.
"Anyway, how are you and A?" She asked.
"They broke up, remember! He's gay for James now." he bonked her on the head yet again. The mighty willy was just too big.
In his head, Alec knew that he liked
James, but as a friend. He wasn't gay anyway. He had liked a girl last summer, but it didn't go anywhere.
No- he wasn't gay.
GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS
*Bonk*
Them two lunatics finally decided to leave the two males in peace, as they had found some other prey to punish.
"We still think you're gay for john though!" said the tall one- Hamarachi
*Time skip*
After the MAGNUM DONG had fallen, the gate finally opened. The freezing English January didn't spare anyone's fingers.
Him and himself went through the gate.
Away, in the near distance, there was James. He had just gotten out of the graveyard and he had unfortunately missed Alec.
He had been thinking about him all the bus ride. His golden brown locks and his smooth, buttery voice kept him alive.
Well, at least he would catch him inside the library- where the year 8s go now.
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The Adventures Of Cod And Camerachi- Class Ship 1
Romancethe people who get it, get it the people that don't, don't So basically it's a ship of two people in my class because I can Please don't sue me Who should I do next I want suggestions I'm sorry urstepsis for whitewashing you I was going to keep you...
