Okay here's the plan:
- find Mr. emo
-hang out around the man
-make four sarcastic jokes
-eat a mango
------------------I understood that this man was an introvert and all but my guy. This dude is on a whole new level of introvert, I could not find him anywhere I couldn't even find a trail he might have taken.
It's like......
He never existed
I kinda lost all hope, he probably killed himself or something.
I made it back to the inn, this dude might have let me down but food, will never
I sat on top of the inn looking over all the ponds and whatever. While holding a mango in my hand
Never had one before, I took a large bite...
I started to chew it then I stopped
Then started to chew it again
Nah this is Shit
I quickly spit the piece of fruit out of my mouth throwing the rest over the roof
"AH FUCK"
I slightly froze hearing the chaotic yelling
I semi crawled to the edge of the roof to see my mango all over the floor, beside the mess was a short man covered with chunks of fruit
- find Mr. emo
- hang out around the man
- make four sarcastic jokes
- eat a mango
————————————————————"So what are we going to do?"
I followed behind the man who obviously was ignoring me
"We?!"
"Yea!, I thought I would go on patrol with you instead"
"No"
"Ughhh come on it's will be fun", wow I sound like pimon I should stop
"Fun?!"
Oh no
"Don't talk about such mortal things"
"Okay scratch that, just let me join you"
" I work alone."
" I wOrk aLonE"
The man stopped in his tracks I sense I made a mistake, "it's not that you work alone it's just that no one wants to be around you"
Silence fell over us oh archons, can he just say something
Though he just continued walking, this bitch-
"Just stay out of the way"
"Ooo emo's warming up to me huh?"
"I will not hesitate to kill you"
"Of course"
Death threat total: 1
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- ̥۪͙۪˚┊❛ The Better Adepti ❜┊˚ ̥۪͙۪◌
FanfictionXiao, protector of liyue learns that there is more then just him in his little world