Statehouse crap bc why not

i remember this things existence

It has been over a week so incorrect quotes but from tv shows

Cali: *peacefully reading a book in the living room*

Florida: on three we steal it ready?

Louis: yeah

Florida: one two three

Florida and Louis: *sprinting at full speed with the book screaming*

Cali: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!!

Everyone else: °-°
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Cali: *starring at a lighter trying not to break the fire rule*

Florida: you wanna break the rules? Daddy wants to be a bad baby.

Cali: *confused gay noises*

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Texas: this goat and pig are married *plays pig and a goat from gravity falls*

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Mass: *just murdered 7 people and is now in a donut shop*

Police: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR WE WILL SHOOT

Mass: I've also wanted to die in a donut shop

Police: *walking in the donut shop* your really fucking messed up

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Alabama: I can make your life a living hell

Cali: I'm not into you like that sorry

Florida in the other room: HE LIKES TEXAS NOT YOU ALABAMA

Texas: *gay panic* Wait what

I can't write and I think I like texcali too much