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1.  Guess what happened last night (they will say what), I don't know ask your mom

2. If you think you're ugly, then go look in the mirror. Now you KNOW you're ugly.

3. Are you my dog, because you're looking and acting like a bitch.

4. you're so ugly, pennywise just wants you to float away.

5. You're so ugly, Jeff the killer was scared of you.

6. You smell so bad, that the animatronics in FNAF shut the doors for you so they didn't have to deal with that.

7. Halloween is over, why do you still have your mask on.

8.  You're just like Deku from MHA, a cry baby.

9. You're as stupid as denki from MHA when he uses his quirk at full power.

10. Steve Harvey called, he wants his mustache back.

Tune in for more my children, snake out🖤

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 24, 2021 ⏰

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