In a kinky night i was eating dicks because i'm not gay, while i was eating dicks because i'm not gay, i died, (so sad) i was so sad because i couldn't eat dicks in hell so i decided to go eat normal food, it was so boring so i revived, i was in earth, i was feeling so happy because i could go eat dicks again!
After that i was eating some strawberry dicks but i didn't like it so i changed it to a lemon savor (lemon dicks are the best) anyways i'm not gay
Out of nowhere i was in a fearful situation... i was in a strange forest and i didn't know how did i get here, then i saw a beautiful woman, i was perpetrated, i stared a her for some long minutes, was she my soulmate? i didn't know that for sure, i got out of that thought fast.
"im straight person, i like dicks not fingers!"
I got up to see a way out of here.
As expected i didn't found any way out. I was still thinking about that woman
"That woman...has left a emotion on me, i fear for my "straight person personality" If i still think that way i would for sure lose any straightness that i have"
I found some food, i wasn't much but it was enough for me to survive at least today
It's now night, today was a very hard day but i got left with a thought...
Am i gay?
Sincerely a straight person.
Count of "i" "was" and "dicks"
I= aprox 34/35
Was= aprox 12/13
dicks= aprox 7
this is so funny
im so funny please dont say im not
i cant write books
Beidou is so hot
