reader:"oh my gosh what the actual fuck is that"
*camera pans to a big black gaping hole in readers back yard*
reader:"fuck it"
*reader jumps in*
ralsei:"hi omg human"
reader:"woah ur kinda cute"
ralsei:"😳"
reader:"whos that"
susie:"im susie"
pipis:"FUCK YOU BALTIMORE"
spamton:"WHAT IN [The Lords Grace] IS GOING ON"
spamton:"THIS ISNT VERY [14.99$ Limited Time Only Offer!] OF YOU GUYS"
susie:"stfu spamton they are gonna have sex"
reader"ralsei lets sex"
ralsei:"omg yes <33333"
