they were both staring at a screen, waiting for what neither were sure of. Quackity's stream had just ended. meaning they both lost their source of entertainment.
The ringing of a discord call came over his headset. He flinched at the loud noise, quickly recovering and checking who it was.
"oh?" it muttered into the now answered call. "how can I help you on this fine 3am?" orange said with a posh accent.
"what the fuck?!" they both laughed
"anyhow, you called me. is kiiiiinda your job to lead this conversation"
"oh. Well, I'm bored. simple as that. so,,, do something" Clipsy responded blankly
"you don't fuckin own my I do as o please bitch"
"did you want me to hang up?"
"NO! I mean- uhhh? yea. sure. you do that I guess"
"uhuh. sure. you really don't want me here. guess I'll just go then!" she dramatically announced
Clipsy adjusted herself back in the seat. Who would've thought dramatically falling would change your position? not me that's for sure.
"I'm gonna go to your place" orange announced, typing away on us keyboard to find flights
"wHA?? the other night you were just complaining about not being able to buy the socks you wanted. where is this money coming from??" she asks half sarcastically but also slightly intrigued.
"father's credit card of course" he said as if it was obvious. "simple! steal his credit card, buy a ticket, and go. BOOM! problem solved
"so… but-" she got interrupted by orange yelling
"I GOT IT!!"
"I don't think this is a good Idea" she said with her hands on her forehead, voice muffled by her hands.
"never said I did either"
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"ok… so I bought the ticket. problem one: I don't know where you live"
"you're a fucking dumbass." clipsy said back
"yea got that. now I'm going to need your address, social security number, credit card number with the expiration date and three numbers on the back, home address, everyone you have connections too and I should be able to successfully kidnap you and take your place!"
"I can supply the home address?" clipsy reasoned
"perfect!"
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Fanfictioncringe story by yours truly mentioning again that this is very much so a joke. a platonic joke. their fine with this being posted.
