-Headcanons, one-shots and other shit- (Lego Ninjago)

Incorrect quotes

: It's in the chapter title. And also, most of these are Zane, Kai and Cole because they are the holy trinity lol. And yes, I'm into Glacier shipping. Zane and Pixal ✨divorced✨ I guess :

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Kai: "So what? Now I'm supposed to do everything Zane does? What if he jumped off a cliff?"

Pixal: "If Zane were to jump off of a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Zane jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff."

Kai: "YOU jump off a cliff!" >:(

Pixal: "Gladly, provided Zane did it first."

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Cole: "Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container."

Zane: "The cow???"

Cole: "What the fuck-"

Kai: "Zane, W H Y?"

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Kai: "So what happens if I press the gas and the breaks at the same time?" ',:3

Zane: "I think the car takes a screenshot." :D

Cole: "I swear to god, I don't know how either of you are functioning members of society."

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Kai: "I told Zane his ears flush when he lies."

Cole: "But why?"

Kai: "Watch this. Hey Zane! Do you want to die!?"

Zane: *covers his ears* "No."

Cole:

Cole: "Bitch what"

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Lloyd: "DAD HELP I TOLD THE OTHERS I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK-"

Lord Garmadon pouring milk directly in the cereal box: "And you thought I could help?"

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Literally anybody: "You should get the orange soda, it's amazing."

Dareth: "Okay. I'll have the strawberry soda."

*vine boom sound effect*

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*going to the car lmao hahahah*

Cole: "I'm driving."

Zane: "Shotgun!"

Kai: "Awe, but you had it on the way here."

Zane: *holding gun* "No I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat." *pumps gun*

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Pixal: "Please bring back PURIFIED water with NO added minerals."

Zane: "We got spring water." :)

Pixal: "NO."

Dareth: "With extra minerals."

Zane: "It's like licking a stalagmite!"

Pixal: "DON'T COME BACK."

Dareth: "Mmmmmmm cave water."

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*tryna con some random villain*

Cole: "Umm, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?"

Kai: "Cause we need money."

Cole: "You're scamming him?"

Kai: "I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him."

Cole: "What? No way!"

Kai: "Why not? We already stole Zane."

Zane: "Hi guys!" :D

Cole: "No we didn't, Icy Hot can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!"

Zane: "I want to perish!" :D

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Cole: "Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk last night."

Kai: "You were flirting with Zane."

Cole: "So what, he's my boyfriend."

Kai: "You asked him if he's single."

Cole:

Kai: "And you cried when he said no."

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Kai: "My life is in the hands of two colossal idiots."

Zane: "No no no no no, only one." *gestures to himself*

Cole: "Don't say that-"

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Zane: "Cole..?"

Cole: "What?"

Zane: "Can a human breathe inside of a washing machine while it's on?"

Cole: "Why?"

Zane:

Cole: "Where's Kai?"

Zane:

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Cole: "What's a word that's a mix between sad and mad?"

Zane: "Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-"

Cole: "S m a d."

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*The Ninja react to being told "I love you"*

Lloyd: "Thanks fam!"

Jay: "Oh no."

Zane: *cries* "I love you too-"

Cole: "Sounds fake but okay."

Kai: *a flustered mess*

Dareth: "Can I get a refund?"

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Zane tending to Cole's wounds: "How would you rate your pain?"

Cole: "Zero stars. Would NOT recommend."

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