You ever wake up one day and think "God damnit I just wanna fucking die" because you know full well shit's about to go down. That's exactly how I felt when a friend of mine who never initiates contact with me does. So said friend call's me up and says this. "Hey [Redacted] I have movie tickets for you and your friends. I know the female one has been looking forward to this movie so the tickets are yours." Okay so automatically my hair stands on end because 1.I'm a interdimensonal warlord with enough power to accidentally create a new universe and my hair's just boss like that. 2. why call me now. 3. Why the the fuck did I accept those tickets.
So as we make our way to theater, Me, Orangey boy, And purple girl, I see and poster with the exact same name of the movie on the building. On the poster there's a guy with black hair with a white streak in it, Almost like mine(for context see the Remaster Angel's requiem coming out In buttFuck who Know's) And a guy with pink hair and moles that could rival Izuku's. "Yea nope I'm out see y'all later." I tell them as I start walking off but then orangey boy grabs my long hair and goes "Uh-uh you ain't leaving us, Who's gonna teleport us home" He says with a grave look in his eye. AW HELL NO I AINT GONNA WATCH THIS SHIT.
Yet before I know the world goes dark. A time anomaly occurred in the movie. AH jeez I don't wanna have to deal with this.
