What happens when Tony Stark creates a Chat Room app for Avengers emergencies only?
I'll update when I can, which is probably often because I have no life. ✌️
(I DONT OWN THE MARVEL CHARACTERS)
Began: October 28th 2021
Clint: *sigh* I was going for a walk, when I saw a creature sitting on a doorstep drinking out of a bowl of milk. It was eating food off the ground and licking it's fur.
Y/N: A cat?
Tony: SHHH! STOP INTERRUPTING, Y/N!
Y/N: You-
Clint: I cringed at how disgusting it was and went on with my day, but later I saw it behind me again. It had followed me! I need help getting rid of it!
Y/N: Send us a picture so we can identify it.
Clint: Okay...
Clint has added a photo to the chat
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Steve: Clint, that's a person.
Tony: Great going Captain OBVIOUS!
Y/N: Why is there tape on her mouth?!
Clint: She wouldn't shut up!
Natasha: Add her to the chat.
Clint: Do I have to?
Natasha and Y/N: YES! 😠
Clint has added Kate
Kate: OMG! Hi! I'm Kate! You're the avengers! Holy shit, this is so freaking cool!
Tony: Yeah, totally dope. So kid, why are you following Clint around?
Y/N: And licking your...fur?
Natasha: And drinking out of bowls of milk?
Steve: and eating food off the ground?
Kate: Who told you that? I was just drinking a cup of coffee, because Starbucks is like my favorite coffee place ever! I was definitely not licking my fur, where the hell did that come from? And I was eating a breakfast sandwich in front of my apartment.
Y/N: Clint.
Clint: Okay, so maybe I exaggerated a little bit, but she was still following me!
Kate: I mean, duh! Who wouldn't, you're the coolest Avenger!
Tony: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Natasha: Excuse me?
Steve: There goes all those years of saving Americas ass...and I don't mean my own.
Tony: ^and for gosh sakes, watch your language, mister!
Y/N: Kate, you seem really sweet, but maybe Clint just wants a little space?
Kate: Oh yeah! No, totally, I can do that! I can give you space! Sure...but ya' know. Since I already have all your phone numbers, I'm always here if you need me. Always.
Tony: Riiiighhhht...well if that's all, I gtg. Which reminds me, Y/N can you babysit Morgan?
Y/N: For you? No. But, I'll do it for Pepper, and because Morgan's a little bundle of joy. 🥰
Tony: harsh.
Tony has left the chat
Y/N has left the chat
Steve: Natasha, did you get the debriefing I sent you. For that mission?
Natasha has left the chat
Steve: Sorry Clint, gotta go hunt down a Russian spy.
Steve has left the chat
Kate: So Clint!
Clint: Ughhhh, WHAT?!
Kate: um. I was just wondering if you could, uh, sign my bow later.
