[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Chatroom #27

IAmJule'sStepmom: I said I wanted to sleep.

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Ibig sabihin si Edward nga 'yong @BoobsAreGreat.

BoobsAreGreat: No, I'm Niall.

BiPolarBear: Nobody's buying that.

ILoveRainbows: Right, who among us are into those things on a woman's chest?

BiPolarBear: You can't even say boobs?

ILoveRainbows: I—

BiPolarBear: Either you're Futhark or
an elementary kid who finds the word "boobies" funny.

TooSexyForYa: Maybe he likes butts more.

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: @ILoveRainbows, boobs or butts?

ILoveRainbows: (coughs) Books.

IAmJule'sStepmom: I, too, would choose books though.

TooSexyForYa: You won't choose me?

IAmJule'sStepmom: You're not made of paper and you can't take me to different places.

TooSexyForYa: I will take you places. I will take you the place where dreams are made of.

IAmJule'sStepmom: Disneyland?

TooSexyForYa: Enchanted Kingdom.

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Get a room.

IAmJule'sStepmom: Are there rooms you can rent in Enchanted Kingdom?

TooSexyForYa: I'll check.

ILoveRainbows: Sama kami Enchanted, Sir Dad!

ILoveRainbows: Ah shit—

BiPolarBear: @ILoveRainbows is Edward Dace, isn't he.

BoobsAreGreat: Poor kid.

ILoveRainbows: SHATTAP!

BiPolarBear: And Henry's @WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend because nobody else here is desperate for a girlfriend.

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Malay mo desperado palang magka-boyfriend.

BiPolarBear: Yeah nobody cares about relationships that much, Henry.

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Sa pagkakaalam ko ang tagal mo nang single, ah, Joyeuse?

BiPolarBear: Again, I'm single by choice.

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Kung talaga ngang by choice 'yan, sige nga magjowa ka bukas.

BiPolarBear: Pft. Hey, @BoobsAreGreat. You're Futhark, right?

BoobsAreGreat: Nope.

BiPolarBear: You sure?

BoobsAreGreat: Yes.