Link was a average kid that no one understands, He's 43, lives with his momma chealsea, and s so emo. He's also gay. And loves men. Specifically one man, Rhett. He's 44 and really fucking tall. He's a jock and on the football team and link is sure that hes straight and would never love poor little twinkylink back.
Link awakes in his solid black bedroom and walks to the dresser to dress. he puts on a black hoodie that says "anti-social" and a pair of black ripped skinny jeans. He combs his black and grey, almost salt and peppery, hair in front of his face and puts his hood up. He slips on his black converse and steps into the kitchen.
"Hey, mom" Link says "Hello, my little twinkylink" MomCheasley Replies "I told you momm,, im not gayyyyyyyyyy" Link states flamboyantly. "Quit lyinging to me, Linkypoo" MomChealsey replies, Biting her pickle. Chealsey loves pickles, eats em all the time. Literally never stops. She smells like them and her skin is beginning to turn a slight green due to it. Think Violet Beauregard but green. Anyway.
"Okay Seltzer Water, I have to go to school now." Link says, emoly. "Okayy have a good day my little hunnybunemogayson!!!" MomChealsey repiles, lovingly. Link grabs a cheezit for breakfast and rides his Jonas Brothers bike to school, his favorite band. He loves the three, and has their posters all over his room. His favorite is Kevin, because he's different.
TwinkyLink turns the corner to enter the parking lot of his school when he sees a 6'7, dirty blonde, wavy haired hotboy standing in the middle of the empty parking lot. Link can't help but imagine him as his boyfriend. He thinks about hugging him, kissing him, sharing a swing with him like this happy couple.
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He daydreams and daydreams, when suddenly, he is inches away from the green-orbed tall man. He crashes his bike straight into the crotch of Rhett, but he doesn't seem to flinch. Link simply falls to the ground scratching the side of his cheek. He must've hit his head as well, for, the next thing he saw was someones back, as if he was thrown over a shoulder, and a bicycle in the other visible hand, the first being on his back. He looks up and sees the school hallway, and tries to figure out who's carrying him when he loses consciousness again.
He soon awakes in an uncomfortable, half table, half bed which he assumes is in the nurse's office. He sits up and fixes his little emo hairs. And looks around, there is a crumpled jonas brothers bike near the door and the jock sitting in a chair in the corner. He stands, confused and flustered. The tall one stands and says to the twinkyLink, "Nasty fall, huh emoboy?" "Wha-a-tt? HEHE, no it, was nothing hahhabHAHHha, im fine uhmm,,, jock boy, ehGH. ARE YOU OKAY?" Link stutters out, staring at the footballer, shyly.
"Im fine, jockstap protected the knads, perks of being a stereotypical football gay guy" Rhett replies. "GAY?" Link says surprised and happy. "uhmm, yeah? I didn't think you'd care as you're gay too." Rhett replies. "NO I DONT,, WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM GAY????" Link cries.
"You're mom told me, cheasley." "You're friends with my mom?????" "Yes, of course shes like super cool were besties now."
Link sits sad on the bed-table, staring at the sad drawing of a nilla wafer top hat on the wall. "So, your bike was really cool, until it was, destroyed by my awesome-ness." Rhett says. "You like the Jonas Brothers?" Link lights up. "Yeah my favorites Kevin" Rhett repiles. "Because he's different" They say in unison they smile with eye contact, Link then shying away.
"You know, sitting in this room with your unconscious body was really great, you talk in your sleep, you know." Rhett says with a smirk "I-i-i-i- do?" Link replies startled. "Yes you said something about,, 'Mmmmmmm I sure do love Rhett, i wanna sit on a swing with him and giggle about it.'"Rhett tells. "GAH! YOU weren't supposed to hear that" Link says scared.
Rhett giggles. "hhhehehehehhehehehhehehheheheh" Link giggles along, sadly. "heEHeHehhehurmngh." Rhett says "Yeah, i want to sit on a swing and giggle along with you too" Rhett confesses. "WEALLY WOW?!" Link pipes up.
They stand a little too close for a little too long, When soon their lips meet gracefully, their height difference essentially disappearing. Then Chealsey enters, she is also the school nurse, her pale green skin and red hair making every room she enters feel like it has a christmas tree in it.
"WOOOOOOOOH MY SON HAS A BOYFRIEND WHO IS ALSO MY BEST FRIEND!!" Chelsee screams, planning this whole encounter. She then drives them to the park, where they swing on the same swing like the happy couple they are. The end.
