CRK Headcanons!

HCS: Espresso Cookie

Favorite cookies first haha-

Just a quick thing, I will be only saying their names instead of the cookie part, so like Strawberry Crepe Cookie would just be Strawberry Crepe

ENOUGH BLABBING LETS START THE HCS-

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He has probably stayed up for more than a week(the most he has gone without sleep is probably two weeks-yes, tWo, and would have stayed up for more but Madeleine made him take a really long nap)

His sister is Latte, and she sometimes teaches his class too when he's on a studying binge or is just doing...whatever stuff he does.

Their uncle is Almond, but they usually never see each other.

He can fly.

rEpHaRsIng the sentence above, in canon he can hover a little, but in my hcs they can actually like- gLidE

Espresso uses he/they pronouns. This is based on how he acts ofc-

Custard is his son, Madeleine and him adopted Custard.

Sorbet Shark is also their son/daughter because cmon it's c u t e.

Herb is actually very good friends with him because of that one time he helped him in an experiment.

Depresso would rather stay home but Madeleine and Custard drag them along for family trips.

Speaks like :"Do not waste my time, I have a highly valuable experiment and I cannot afford it to fail." Unless your Madeleine, Latte, sometimes Herb of course. Then he just goes :"Hi, how was your day!" like a freaking normal person.

They has an annoying twin brother named Soy Bean that has a partner named Crimson Knight. (Yes this is based off the costumes-)

Milk and Espresso have met o n c e. They didn't really talk tbh and just waved and went on their own way. Or, Milk waved and Depresso ignored him. Rude cookie Depresso T^T

If somehow he and Dark Choco met-which is sort of likely ig- the convo would probably be like-

"Do not get in the way."

"Yes, yes, stop wasting my time!"

"..." *unsheathes sword*

"Ah, a duel it is."

"I-"

*coffee magic* "Too late for apologies, I'm afraid."

"*exhale*"

And then they basically fight and Depresso would win because his experiments n e e d him.

That convo went better in my mind-

Espresso has made a BOILING hot coffee that literally only he could drink, Madeleine accidentally tried it and he had to be healed by literal Pure Vanilla. Seriously, if you don't want to die, don't drink it istg-

(the ancients appearing isn't very weird in my hcs lmaoooooo)

Knows a lot of ways to murder something.

Will protect his family until he dies(which he hopefully doesn't-)

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I might make a Part Two if needed lol

Madeleine's part should come out soon-

Have a g'day, peace!