Demetri you motherfucker.

"Let's go" I said and they all followed me.

(...)

We entered the comic book store and there he was.

"Still can't wait to read that new issue, huh?" Hawk said walking up to him with Chris and Mitch.

The rest of the guys waited with me, just in case.

"Nice hair, what is this, your red hulk phase?" Demetri said

"I saw your Yelp review, take it down" he said to Demetri

"And ruin my journalistic integrity?, look in sorry but someone had to say something, and besides, taking it down could hurt my Yelp elite status" Demetri said rambling as always.

I heard when Hawk pushed him and something fell.

"I say take it down" Hawk said again

"You think I'm afraid of you? I know who you really are... Eli" Demetri said making me get pissed off "So why don't you, Rocksteady and Bebop just leave me alone ok"

While he was talking I walk behind him, when he turned around he looked at me, and looked relaxed.

"Oh good your here can you just get Eli some common sense" Demetri said to me

"Pour little Demetri, always getting his ass kicked for not SHUTTING THE FUCK UP" I said walking closed to him " Now are you going to take that stupid ass review down, or are you going te get stitches again this month, it's your choice, it's really simple" I said slowly to him

"You'd actually hurt me?" He said looking at me and then at Hawk

"Yes....was I not clear enough? Or..." I said "Well guess what?, you're not the only one that knows karate, I just joined Miyagi-Do" he said getting in fighting position

I started laughing, like hysterically, everyone looked at me weird, even Hawk.

"Sorry... sorry it's just funny, what are you gonna do?, huh?, brush up, brush down, swipe left, swipe right?" I said mocking the movements

The guys from Cobra Kai looked at me weird but Demetri looked at me I'm shocked that I knew how my dad teach karate.

"Yeah, I know that crap ok, and let me tell you it might work for some people but you really think it's gonna work for your stupid spaghetti locking...." I couldn't finish because he kicked me in the stomach.

Two cobras catch me before I could fell, I looked up to see Hawk and he was fuming.

"You'll pay for that" he said and kicked him and then swipe him off his feet

"Hey! What's going on back there?" The owner of the store said and Demetri got up and run.

We chased after him until we lost him.

"Where'd he go?" Hawk asked looking everywhere

"Come on man, we don't have to do this, I think he learned his lesson" Chris said to Hawk

"Who told you to think, he touched my girl now he's dead" Hawk said furious

We found him in the food court, we had him surrendered.

"It didn't have to be this way, you could've joined Cobra Kai if you weren't such a pussy" Hawk said walking close to him

"At least I'm not an asshole" Demetri said before being grabbed by Chris

"You're dead meat" Hawk said before going for him

But out of nowhere Sam came up kicking Chris in the face and getting Demetri out of the way.

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