chapter one (and disclaimer)

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hi

so me and my friend are writing this

it's completely satire

just so you know

we wrote this because my friend is jokingly in love with a bush

yeha thats all

enjoy

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i wakd up with a thribong  hadeacke. i mosdt hab partyd two hard last nite. i sied as i got up adn heded too tha cowfe shap. wen i wawkd in, i saw them.

tha msot bootiful thisn i eva seen.

i waked op two them and azked for they ##. it was 0694206669. ( a/n: if this is an actual number leave this person alone please and thank ye <3). i cald the nombar wen i get howm.  

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