Mercutio and Tybalt had always been enemies but this was the final straw.
Romeo and Juliet's marriage seemed to have sorted the Montegue and Capulet rivalry. This was until Romeo crossed paths with Rosaline and had the bright idea to knock her up. When Benvolio and Juliet found out they were outraged. Mercutio however was over the moon, the look of sheer disgust on Tybalt's face was top tier comedy in his eyes(his face wasn't the only thing Mercutio was interested in)
Fast forward to the Sunday market. Romeo and Mercutio decided to have a boys day and go pick up some women (Mercutio had other things in mind). Out of the corner of his eye, Mercutio spotted Juliet and Tybalt at the vegetable stall (the eggplants in the baskets weren't the only eggplants he was eyeing down).
After being brought back to reality by Romeo shaking him vigorously he pointed to the two at the stall. Romeo's jaw dropped and he immediately started to run away. This caught Tybalt's attention and he dropped everything and ran after him. Mercutio waited for Tybalt to pass him, had a glance down and took off after him.
Once he caught up to them he found Romeo pinned against a wall by none other than Tybalt (Mercutio wished that was him against the wall). This enraged Mercutio. He grabbed Tybalt, pushed Romeo out of the way and slammed himself against the wall with a firm grasp on Tybalt. They all knew what was coming next
Tybalt looked Mercutio up and down and smirked menacingly. In the blink of an eye they where fully undressed swinging their dicks at each other.
The end🍆.
