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How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina.
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnits novel. how to Sex 1 is so very unavailable.
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Chapter 1: How to Sex
You like Sex? Yeah. Me neither. But lets read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS!
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Chapter 1: The tutorial
So. you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so
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Chapter 1: The tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one: Well done. The friend will, when all shriveled, SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make you move
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Chapter 2: Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautifl
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they have sex with you
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Chapter 3: Having Sex DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes.
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Chapter 3: Having Sex make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when you're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
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Chapter 3: Having Sex
girls are not ugly. girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
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Chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob.
Women when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
