How To Get The C̶r̶i̶p̶p̶l̶e̶ Very Able Human To Marry Me: A Series By Arlo

Step Three: Get Into A Sense Of Normalcy

My filler chapter lmao

yall I haven't slept in two days

so that's why this one is short

i thought i posted this yesterday kill me plz /hj

main gc

Elaine: helth

Remi: a human taser

Blyke: bromosexual

Isen: bromosexual #2

Cecile: brb gossiping

arlo:

seraphina: tired mother

john-arlo texts

John: burrito

Arlo: king

john-sera texts

john: darling

Sera: bae

Three weeks after step one

one week after step two

after school Friday

John sighed, sprawled across his bed. It was so boring, and there was no orange juice. He had nothing to do at all seeing as how Seraphina was busy shopping for stuff and he declined...which probably wasn't his smartest idea but he knew she could take hours and that didn't seem very productive for him.

He had already done all the things he wanted, so there was nothing else besides going to arlos, but he didn't want to just come over unannounced or something. John was an asshole, but he wasn't that much of an asshole.

(okay, that was a lie. He very much was. But John ended up really liking Arlo, and coming over unannounced was not the way to gain his affections.)

Getting up, he decided that getting some more orange juice was a good solution to his "no friends and I'm lonely" problem. John got to the bathroom to put on his hair gel- Where the fuck is my hair gel. I swore there was some left. And all the hair gel was gone. Shit. Throwing on a beanie, he grabbed his wallet and phone and headed out the door.

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burrito: I'm getting some more hair gel from the store you need anything

king: i need more tea thx

burrito: your obsession with tea is unhealthy

king: stfu have you even seen your boba obsession

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John snorted, before turning away from the Woaba Boba store he was about to go in.

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burrito: this isn't attack me time i'm getting you tea dickwad

king: boo you whore

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After grabbing hair gel and some orange juice he went over to the tea aisle. Why there was a whole row for just tea was a mystery to him, but who was he to judge?

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burrito: you want green tea??