Your prompt:
Sunny: I CAN'T DO IT!
Shard, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Sunny: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Adder: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Sunny:
Sunny: I appreciate it,
Sunny: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Ink: Sunny-
Sunny: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Craz: Sunny we gotta-
Sunny: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Sunny: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Sunny, motioning to Killer: NOT FUCKING THIS
hehe big horni
Sunny: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Shard: Nope, absolutely not.
Adder: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Ink: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Craz: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Whisper: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
yep
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Shard: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Sunny: ...I did. I broke it.
Shard: No. No you didn't. Adder?
Adder: Don't look at me. Look at Ink.
Ink: What?! I didn't break it.
Adder: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Ink: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Adder: Suspicious.
Ink: No, it's not!
Craz: If it matters, probably not, but Whisper was the last one to use it.
Whisper: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Craz: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Whisper: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Craz!
Sunny: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Shard.
Shard: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Craz: Shard... Adder's been awfully quiet.
Adder: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Shard, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Shard: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Shard:
Shard: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Your prompt:
Sunny: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Shard: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Sunny: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Adder: Actually I did the math, Shard would have $225, not $0.15.
Shard: Fam I'm right here....
Ink: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Sunny: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Ink: Sorry I only have a dollar
Sunny: :(
Adder: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Shard would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Ink: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Adder: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Craz: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Adder: Apply juice to what
Whisper: Directly to the forehead
Shard: Great chat everyone
Sunny: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Shard: >:O language
Adder: Yeah watch your fucking language
Ink: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ADDER THE FUCK WORD?
Craz: 'The fuck word'.
Whisper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Adder: Oh my god they censored it
Craz: Say fuck, Whisper.
Adder: Do it, Whisper. Say fuck
Sunny: Time for plan G.
Shard: Don't you mean plan B?
Sunny: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Adder: What about plan D?
Sunny: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Ink: What about plan E?
Sunny: I'm hoping not to use it. Craz dies in plan E.
Whisper: I like plan E.
Sunny: Rules are made to be broken.
Shard: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Adder: Uh, piñatas.
Ink: Glow sticks.
Craz: Karate boards.
Whisper: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Sunny: Rules.
Shard:
New one oh boy
*The squad is over at Sunny's house*
Shard: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Sunny: ... N-No...
Sunny, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Shard, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Adder: I see a-
Sunny, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Shard: Oh, well I-
Sunny: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Sunny, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Ink: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Craz: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Sunny: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Sunny: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Sunny, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Sunny: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Whisper, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Sunny:
Shard: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Sunny:
Sunny, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
