The Five Misfortunes

Prologue ~ Our Introduction

This is Conor Tennan speaking.

Hello and welcome to my misadventures with 4 of my beloved friends. You may think this is just a waste of time, and I'm fine with that at least. What's more fun is all of these stories have a special place in my heart. I will never forget them ever, and I will cherish it until my time comes. Now I may introduce all the 5 of us.

Conor, that's me! I'm part Irish and part British if anyone asked. I like sports and videogames like Street Fighter, and of course I love music! Who doesn't?

Brendan, he's the type of guy who looks like a jerk but doesn't act one. He's a cat person and all so that's why I admire him. And no that did not mean to sound gay in any way whatsoever, I'm just admiring him... As a friend!

Norton, the unique nerd, and the smartest kid of our circle. Unlike other nerds, Norton is an extrovert and extremely fun to hang out with and talk to. Well sometimes he can talk shit accidentally and mess up. But that's what makes him Norton. Why does he wear glasses you say? He has eye problems, he's not your typical stereotypical nerd.

Saoirse, pronunced: sur-shuh. The Irish girl who just moved to the UK to our neighborhood. Gets really furious if her name is mispronounced, accidentally or purposely. Before you want to know her, please pronounce her name correctly so you won't end up like me. You wouldn't want to know what happened there...

Lastly, Iona. The girl who's the cause of all trobules... Sometimes. As she stated. She's friends with Saoirse and she's an ambivert. Despite her jerk-y attitude, Iona is still a good friend of ours.

Now that we've introduced ourselves, it's time to share my thousands of stories of unfortunate events. Why am I stating this, you ask? Just for fun of course, you can't just throw them away, they're memories! Nostalgic memories! And that's why I'm sharing them! NOW! Shall I begin?