This Is Temporary

Facts!

Ok this is the first chapter of this one shots and btw the updates are random and suggestions are allowed just tell me in the comments thx for reading

(Between Chip and Jawa)

*Jawa trying to write his essay on famous spies who got caught by the enemy*

Chip: we eat chickens after their dead and before their alive

Jawa: No we- wait that's actually true. Who knew you could say something that actually makes sense

Chip: what came first the colour orange or the fruit orange?

Jawa: actually I don't know either, the orange tree? The word orange? Idk bro

Chip: the first picture of you is the oldest picture of you

Jawa(thinks about what chip said🤔): wait how did you come up with this?

Chip: you can't jump without falling but you can fall without jumping

Jawa: ok chip I think that's enough for today and I really need to finish this essay

Chip: when you become a surgeon your legally allowed to stab someone

Jawa: Chip seriously I need you to get out I really need to finish this essay

Chip: every broken clock is telling you when it passed away

Jawa: oh come on Chip! Seriously get out! Why are you even in my dorm in the first place?!

Chip: there is another version of you in everybody else's mind

Jawa: I don't want to know people's versions of me and for the last time get out!

Chip: when you buy a half sandwich your technically sharing a sandwich with a stranger

Jawa: ............... I am never buying a half sandwich again and GET OUT!!!!!!!!

Chip: Amazon's most shipped item is a cardboard box

Jawa: JUST GET OUT!

Chip: okay okay jeez fine *walks out the door and closes it*

Jawa: finally

Chip*outside jawa's dorm* : trees are just the slow mo version of seeds

Jawa: JUST WHEN I THINK I HAVE PEACE AND QUIET TO FINISH WRITING MY ESSAY! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chip: people who stop you to sell you things are real life pop up ads

Jawa: can like somebody take him away?! BEN! ZOE! MIKE! ANYONE! EVEN NATE I DON'T CARE! JUST GET CHIP AWAY! I JUST WANT TO FINISH MY ESSAY!

Chip: checking your phone repeatedly for new updates when you have no friends is like opening your fridge expecting new food

Jawa: I'm pretty sure that statement just hurt like half the population and GO AWAY!!!

Chip: fine I'll let you write your essay in peace *walks away*

I know it's like 400 words and I'll be updating today like 1 or 2 more chapters so just wait till then