This chapter is dedicated to @dragongirl2002 because of her black butler fanfic.
1. Harry Potter isn't a girl
2. Ron doesn't come from the planet Zoot. Not that there is one.
3. Harry isn't going out with Draco Malfoy
4. Voldemort didn't marry Snape
5. Neither Bellatrix
6. Or anyone
7. Hermione isn't the coach of Red Sox
8. Cho doesn't get dragon pox
9. Malfoy isn't in Hufflepuff
10. Uncle Vermon isn't the most evil Wizard
11. That's Voldemort
12. Tom Riddle Senior isn't Voldemort.
13. That's Tom Riddle Jr.
14. Harry Potter isn't evil
15. Dumbledore isn't in Slytherin
16. The elder wand isn't a toy
17. Neither is the Resurrection stone
18. Don't eat it
19. Harry Potter isn't in Slytherin
20. There is no Maron marauder
Harry: there is too
Me: is not
Harry: I'll get her
Maron: hi
Me: gotta run
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A Guide for the Person Who Thinks Harry Potter is a Girl and Ron an Alien
FanfictionSome people need humor in their lives.Well this guide informs ya that Harry Potter isn't a girl. According to the title. This will make ya pee in your pants. Credit for the summary goes to my sister.
