Male Wednesday Addams X Female reader

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An organ plays as smoke fills Pugsley's room. Wednesday bursts in his slasher mask dripping in blood! Pugsley screams and jumps out of his torture stretcher bed!

"Wednesday! Cut it out! I'll cut you too!" Pug grabs a saw blade and was planning to throw it like a frisbee at his brother. Wednesday drops his bat full of nails and hunches and growls. Pug yelps and throws the sawblade as hard as he could! Wednesday lunges forward, catches it and throws it back twice as fast. It stabs into the floor behind Pug, cutting the top of his hair.

"Wednesday! You almost made me Uncle Fester!" One que, the bald brother of their father peers through the open door to the smoke filled room.

"What's wrong with looking like me," Fester spit lispfully, "The moon loves me." He looked at himself in a mirror on Pug's wall. He ran a hand over his bald head, rawred at himself, winked in the mirror and walked out saying, "You'll be lucky to look like me."

"Exactly Puggers, now calm down," Wednesday lifted up the slasher mask, some streaks of blood dripped onto his smooth pale cheekbones. Wednesday was the oldest and certainly the most heart squeezing and fear worthy of the brothers.

"Calm down! The Boddy family is coming today. That means they are coming. Tia and Dalla," Pug fawned lovingly with an edge of fear.

"Yes yes your little girlfriends," Wednesday rolled his eyes and pulled out his favorite crossbow.

"I wish! They're my tormentors until tomorrow then I'll ask to be their slave," Pugsley cooed. Wednesday felt like gagging. His fifteen year old brother is ready to be tied down by girls so quickly. The Addams knew the Boddys very well back when Mortica and Gomez lived in the scariest place of them all....New Jersey.

Valentino and Leona Boddy have three kids, the twins, who were wispy and half blind, both of them use Civets as service animals and a recently adopted daughter, who is the reason they're visiting. The Boddys are a very prideful family, they love cursed treasures and antiquities, and live in a haunted mansion similar to the Addams but with castle towers built into it.

Pugsley fixed his hair and then rushed to the saw blade in the floor to fix it properly. Wednesday rolled his eyes and shot at Pug's foot. He moved his foot easily seeing the shot coming. Wednesday debated while loading another arrow whether or not to shoot it or have to deal with Pug's whining while stitching him back up and get earfuls of what the twins will say about this. Wednesday huffed and went back to his room taking his bat and smoke machine with him.

Wednesday shut the machine off and tossed his bat of nails and crossbow into the corner. A crossbow fired off, having a sensitive trigger and curved off the shield on the ceiling across the guillotine blade and angled at the target and shooting quickly centimeters from Wednesday's face. He didn't flinch or blink, he snuffed and flopped onto his bed, his wavy black hair fanning out in a fluff.

The next day was dedicated to cleaning up the house for the Boddys. The Addams were sure to prepare food ahead of time so Lurch, the mental asylum escapee butler, could tend to Leona's more frequent calls. Valentino was a very stoic and passionate man and although he tends to his darling wife's needs when he wants to, their house is full of zombies to chauffeur Leona around.

The spare rooms across from Wednesday and Pugsley's rooms were for the daughters. The twins hardly ever separated since their Civets have adjusted to having each other to guide the girls around when need be, I mean they are only half blind but their other senses are impeccable. Pugsley worked on the pulley system for talking to the twins that went across the hallway from Pug's door to theirs like a laundry clothes line. That way Pugs doesn't have to risk any traps, scares or murder attempts from them until he's ready...and to respect their privacy even though they don't respect his. But he's used to that and doesn't mind since it's them and not Wednesday intruding in.