Cletus: we are saving that shitty old mans life wether he wants it or not.
Blitz: well someone wants that fucker dead okay and he in advance and i spent it all on this.
He pulled out a green pony toy
Blitz: so he's GOTTA GO.
Keenie went up to Blitzs face
Keenei: you are all such disgustin,lowsome beasts. Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people dread on, and now you're trying to meddle with the lives o humans?
Millie went in front of Blitz
Millie: so are you. So why don't you shut your trap you judgmental, cotton candy, tit heaven BITCH.
Keenie: ... FILTHY DEMON CRAP.
She pushed Millie to the ground having a fist fight while the boys where dodging arrows. The girls started falling and Moxxie went it to help, Collin was about to follow before Grimm appeared in front of him with ink wings and his scythe in his hands
Grimm: you want them you'll have to go through me.
With Moxxie he was swinging with a rope close to the girls with a gun in his hand. He shot a bean bag on Keenie and grabbed Millie and the two smirked. They started making out and Millie grabbed two guns Moxxie had on him and started shooting everywere. She killed people at the audience except Lyle who was looking on
Lipton: it's all starting to make sense now. Life is worth living because we only get one, we must cherish it. If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lenghts over my life, then suddenly it's worth living. Killing myself is not the answer, plus i'm stil rich i could just by all the things. I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH.
Some people in the audience clapped for him before being killed by random shots. With Alex and Blitz they where looking for Cletus with Alex holding his axe and Blitz his gun. They went up to a platform when they spotted the winged baby and Blitzs tried to shot it btu was out of bullets so he threw the gun in Cletuses face
Cletus: ah you fucker.
He shot an arrow to the rope holding the platform making it fall. the rope hoding Moxxie and Millie got tangled in the platform and Grimm was bellow it before it fell on a plank that was holding the piano. The pianist jumped off it lettingn the paino go in the air towards Lipton. He quickly got out of the way but the piano changed direction the last moment, falling on top of Lipton, killing him
Alex: well ain't this topical? The angels did the demons job.
Collin: oh my gosh, oh gosh, oh my god.
Keenie grabbed Collin and slaped him a few time
Keenie: get a hold of yourself Collin and do NOT use the lords name in vain.
Cletus: this isn't over.
The three went through a portal to heven but it pushed them out
Cletus: what the!?
through the portal came a few other cherubs witha dear one on the front
Deerie: mmm yeah no sorry Cleatus but i'm afraid that your actions resulted in a death of a human. I'm afraid you can't reenter heaven yeah no.
C.H.E.R.U.B: WHAT!?
Deerie: yeah um sorry. Yeah no.
Collin: is there anything we can do?
Deerie: yeah no haha no no no ohh no.
Keenie: but we didn't mean to, we never it was all-
She pointed to were the gang was but they were gone
Deerie: anyway sorry guys but those are the rules yeah. buyeeeee.
Cletus: wait but-
The portal was closed and C.H.E.R.U.B was stuck to the living world. Cletus started crying his eyes out while the gang was back in their office
Blitz: well the old man to live again and we didn't kill him so we failed. Thanks to those fucking cherubs he's probably up in heaven now so it's a shame. Allm our client wanted was eteranl revenge on his business partner and now the two are forever separated, and now we gotta face the fire of fucking up.
Moxxie: sir when are you going to tell the client?
Blitz: oh i already sent him a text. And we're in good hands because texts don't make people angry.
Alex: i suggest we move away from the windows.
Moxxie, Alex and Grimm run to the other side of the room before paltform of moving chairs smash the wall
Loopty: Blitz.
Blitz: Loofa. We can explain everything i was-
Suddenly another platform of moving chairs smash the wall bringing down a demon Lyle Lipton
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Everyone but Loona: Lyle Lipton?
Millie: i don't understand, we thought you went to heaven.
Lipton: heaven? You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by not experimenting on the poor.
Loopty: oh you no good heartless son fo a bitch. Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend.
Lipton: the only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in hell?
Out of nowhere Wackford smached through the ceiling
Wackford: did someone say i say inventors? Names Wally Wackford and i am looking for creative new people to exploit- i mean employ.
Blitz: everyone stop fucking up my walls, Moxxies gonna have to fix all this shit.
Moxxie: excuse you?
Blitz: oh chill out Moxxie, if you kiss my ass any harder you'll go right inside me.
Grimm: lucifers balls first we deal with heavens tables scraps now this shit?
Wackford: i guess. You can say you say you "holy" operation here Blitzo hahaha.
