Helluva spark ( Helluva boss x oc)

C.H.E.R.U.B

Alex:" a little more extreme than i wanted but it works".

Cletus: l-lets check out someplace else.

The cherubs take Lyle to a mall next

LIpton: oh lord where are we now? Let me perish.

Keenie: we're here to show you another thing life is worth living for. Childhood wonderment.

She said jesturing to a ton of kids being around Santa Claus

LIpton: why look at those sweet disease ridden vermins. their joy comes from innocence unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood and the middle-class existence. Such simple joy they have. It is inspiring, thank you for showing me this.

Grimm: hey there kiddo.

They turn to see I.M.P wearing elf disguises and Moxxie a rudolf disguise

Blitz: wanna see whose lap you're sitting on

Blitz grabs Santa by the beard, taking off the costume to reveal a giant gnome. It made a weird noise and the children started running for the hills. Lyle started crying like a baby so ther cherubs took him out of the mall and taken him to a palce called lovers lookout

Lipton: ugh this palce reeks of teenagers.

Cletus: lovers lookout sir. We're here to remind you about possibly lifes greatest joy of all.

Lipton: money.

Collin: no. Love.

Lipton: i've never been in love before. I imagine its quite  nice.

Collin: it's not too late sir. You can still find-

Blitz: HA nice try ugly.

The crew was wearing dresses except Alex wearing a bad boy outfit. Grimm pulled out a megaphone

Grimm: allright you horny teens which one of you would fuck this old man?

All the teens drove off

Alex: wow not even a second passed and already off. That must be a world record.

Collin: you know you five are so utterly c-cruel. We're just trying to give hope to someone in need.

Moxxie: oh and you three are so superior to us just because we want some selfish, greedy, authorotirian, capitalist to kill over debt.

Blitz: you're making things too real now Moxxie.

He sprayed Moxxie with a spray bottle that said piss. Next they went to the opera

Cletus: behold the wonder of art and music. Somehting always there to comfort , entertain and live for.

the gang was at the top of the stage

Millie: so how do we make this bad?

Moxxie: we can't, there's literally nothing bad about opera, that's fact.

Alex: debatable. But if we can't find something bad we'll make something, watch and learn.

he grabbed the light shining on the singer and moved it around and every time the singer went to the light he moved it again

Lipton: she's not very good.

Grimm: keep going.

Alex kept moving the light all around the stage until it accidently tore of and fell on the singer, killing her

Blitz: welp at least we made it bad.

the cherubs flew up to the team angry

Cletus; THATS IT. i have had it, you five monsters have messed with us enough.