Helluva spark ( Helluva boss x oc)

C.H.E.R.U.B

Collin: we're here to convince you not to kill yourself sir. To grant you a blessing on behalf of those in heaven benefited by your amazing technoligical advances.

Blitz/Grimm: OH HELL NO!

The two smahed through the window but fell on their faces

Moxxie: lyle Lipton it is our- 

Said Moxxie coming through the door and stops to look at his stupid bosses

Moxxie: humble opinion that you should continue the process of commit die.

Alex: becides you can hardly get out of bed, how will you continue living like this?

Keenie: is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world and do so much good with it. And be so fulfilled.

Lipton: no.

Collin: he could pay for new hospitals and schools.

Lipton: why won't you let me die?

Blitz: oh sounds like you need help offing yourself there buddy. Moxxie what do we got for this fella?

Moxxie: i have some asualt weapons, crossbow, honey bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws katanas-

Collin: he's classier than that.

Grimm: he doesn't seem to have a problem with it.

Said Grimm pointing at Lyle putting a m14 in his mouth that Collin tkes from his hands

Collin: there's still plenty of reasons to live mr.Lyle.

Millie: yeah right. LIke Alex said he smells like he ain't been out of bed in months.

She sniffs the bed and started throwing up

Cletus: love can be beautiful at any age.

Keenie: and we'll show him.

C.H.E.R.U.B: yeah.

I.M.P: no.

The cherubs take Lipton out to the forest

Cletus: look around Lyle. Gods gift of nature is a wonder to behold regardless of age or wealth.

Collin: if you were to end your life you'd be missing all of this.

Blitz: mhm you're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the shepp-it fucks?

Said Blitz in a lion suit

Keenie: that is so inappropriate.

Alex: um hello we're demons.

Blitz: Alex where's your disguise?

Alex why there's no one here except us and they're not wearing any disguises. Anyway they have a point, nature is beautiful.

Blitz: excuse me?

Alex: yeah lets just relax and enjoy the rules of the wild.

he gave binoculars to Lyle

Lipton: what rules?

Alex: survival of the fittest.

They watch a bunch of bunnies and squirrels minding their own business before being attacked by wolves

Lyle: oh no.

Collin: s-stop looking.

He tryied to get the binoculars but Alex just pushed him away

Lyle: i've never wanted to die more than i do now.

While the wolves where eating a bear smack one of the wolves. It was going to finish the wolf of but a tree feel on top of it and killed it. We see a lumberjack with a chainsaw was the one who cut the tree before a hive of bees fell on his head, making him freak out and throw the chainsaw in the air. The chainsaw fell back to the ground but cut of the lumberjacks arms off making him scream before a dear came from behind him and impaling him in his horns. The others looked at the scene with fear in their faces