*Gyuutaro points at Douma*
Douma:*shrugs* I would kill me too
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Yushiro, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??
Yushiro, buckling the banana up:Fucking buckle UP, it's the LAW!
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Sanemi: You know what's funny about Masachika Kumeno? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone i'd murder, probably.
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Sabito: Make no mistake. Not only am I rocking, but I am also in the house tonight
Giyuu: But are you shuffling?
Sabito: Everyday
Urokodaki: What language are you two speaking??
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Muichirou: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
Shinobu: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Giyuu: I'm with you there...
Uzui: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Mitsuri: Three types of people.
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Sanemi: Why are you doing this?
Giyuu: Same reason I do everything, Person C. To get somebody to like me.
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Kiriya: Is it still visible? Where Kanata slapped me?
Kuina: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Hinaki: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Nichika: A palm reader could tell Kanata's future by looking at your face.
Kuina: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Kiriya: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
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*Nezuko After She Wakes Up From Her 2 Years Long Nap*
Nezuko: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Sanemi: *types in Genya Shinazugawa*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Sanemi: How fucking DARE YOU-
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*Probably A Coversation Between The Tokitou Twins*
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