Blitz: i'm calling you slow Moxxie, god why don't you learn to take criticism you talentless baby dicked troll.
Moxxie: well why don't you take an art class?
Said Moxxie getting on the table to point at Blitz before he tossed him back on his seat
Blitz: why don't you see how expensive they are?
before they could continue Loona buted in
Loona: hey is there a way i can come with you guys this time?
A mission that Loona actualy wants to come. Thats a first
Blitz: absolutley not i forbid it not gonna happen, sorry sweetie but spring break is no place for young vunerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there that who drool all over you.
We all looked at the fourth wall before we turn back to normal
Loona: well i can blend in with humans easy enough, just let me tag along.
Alex: wait come again?
Loona: i can blend in?
Millie: do you have a human disguise?
Loona: yeah don't you?
We all looked at each other worried before looking back at Loona
Loona: you five ahve been screwing around on earth this whole fucking time, WITHOUT HUMAN DISGUISES!
Alex: to be fair we have made sure we destroy all evidence of us on the human world so we're in the clear.
Grimm: i got it.
Grimm got up and drew a picture of Lonna and a few humans with hearts
Grimm: we can use Loona to lure the humans to places to kill them freely. What about that?
Alex: better than the last one but we still need a whole ton of clients to win the bet.
Blitz: don't worry i got that covered.
We walked on the street and Blitz put a flyer that said 50% off every kill
Alex: so you went with my idea.
Blitz: yep. Now we wait.
Moxxie: sir, there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer.
Alex: i wouldn't count on it Mox.
I said pointing to the giant huge line of clients
Blitz: now who's first?
Alex: we might need a list for this many targets.
Grimm: already on it.
After we got all the targets we went to the human world. Ironically most of the targets were at a beach at the same time. We hid behind rocks under the piper to see all the humans having fun
Blitz: now remember we can't be seen alright and lose shots will likely cause a panic.
Grimm: so Loona can lead targets to a better spot to kill. You ready girl?
Loona to a snif of the list. I don't know how a hellhound nose works so i don't ask
Loona: got it.
she walked out of the rocks and was consumed by blue fire for a second before she turned human and if we weren't in a job now i would most likely have a nose bleed
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