A Dummies Guide To....

Dummies Guide; Insults/Comebacks

• If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level

• Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you

• Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

• Your ass is jealous of all the shit that just came out of your mouth

•I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you

• You're so ugly, that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering

• Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick

• The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait

• Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, wtf happened to you?

• You're so fat, the only alphabet letters you know are KFC

• Your face looks like it was on fire and someone tried putting it out with a hammer

• You're so ugly, that when you were born the doctor's said "Awe what a treasure" and your mom responded with "Yeah, let's bury it"

• What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?

• Oh my God, look at you! Was anyone else hurt in the accident?!

• Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control

• Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

• I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works

• Ever since I saw you and your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down

• You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag

• You're so stupid, you stare at frozen juice cans because they say 'concentrate'