Today I woke up to my annoying ass cat sucking my toes off. I kicked it across the room and down the stairs. I went to the bathroom to look at myself in the mirror. I saw long golden blonde hair and ocean blue eyes and a 3'4 body. My hair is 5 feet long. I took my fragile little body down stairs and saw my mom cooking my dad's cock. "Oh by the way you little whore, I'm selling you. Your new owners are outside." My mom said. She has 5003 toe fungus' a year. She also smells like horse shit. I looked outside and saw a red car. When I went outside I saw the sexiest man I've ever seen.
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Daddy Pig x reader SMUTTT
Fanfictionexactly what it says This is all jokes I didn't try that hard
