this chat fic is so gay barfs

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scaramouche: seen

mona: this is why no one loves you

scaramouche: kaz literally just said they did

mona: sure...he deffo meant it

scaramouche: i hate you

scaramouche is offline

kazuha: i'm going too check on him, see you guys in a bit

kazuha is offline

childe: i'm so sick of these... sinners. disgusting.

zhongli is online

childe: HEYYY

//

kazuha and scaramouche are online

albedo: WHAT THE FUCK????

scaramouche: what

xingqiu: hello guys

kazuha: hey xingqiu, what's going on right now?

keqing: IM LITERALLY RIGHT WHAT

xingqiu: they're fighting over some nerdy shit

venti: lmfao that gave me a good idea

venti has changed two names

nerd #1: ITS LITERALLY NOT x, x IS NO WHERE NEAR THAT NUMBER, KEQING

nerd #2: IT LITERALLY IS HOW WOULD IT NOT BE YOU IDIOT

venti: nerd

noelle: i can be of assistance if you would like, you two.

nerd #1: TELL THEM SHES WRONG

nerd #2: IM LITERALLY RIGHT YOU FUCKING TWINKIE YOU FUCKING SNAKE GO FUCK YOUR BOY FRIEND YOU FUCKING LOSER

nerd #1: i

scaramouche: #%$¥?!?!?!?!

xinyan: HOLY SHIT???

xingqiu: WHAT

childe: HELLP

kazuha: oh my

nerd #1 is offline

venti: 🙊

scaramouche: i'm not even going to say anything

xingqiu: i'm just going to leave now.

xingqiu is offline

venti: he just got demolished

scaramouche: deserved

kazuha: i thought you guys were friends, scara?

scaramouche: we are, that's what makes it funnier

venti: haha scara that gave me a good idea

venti has changed one name

scara: what

scara: go die

kazuha: laugh out loud

scara: what

hu tao: do you meannnn LOL???

kazuha: yes

kazuha: laugh out loud

scara: are you mocking me

kazuha: yes i am, actually.

scara: okay ouch. im leaving

kazuha: WAIT NO

nerd #2: are we intruding on this

chongyun: take this too dms i swear too god

scara: ive put so much work into this relationship, building up THIS HOUSE from the ground, taking care of the kids, and keeping our family together.

scara: i do it all on my own.

scara: yet you mock me like this...

scara: i cant take this anymore. we are OVER!!!

scara: end scene

childe:

nerd #2: oh gosh.

thoma: when did i get here

hu tao is offline

scara: this group chat is making me insane.

kazuha: take me back 💔💔😭😭

scara: okay.

kazuha: yay

venti: well that was short lived.

noelle: it wasn't x.

nerd #2: @ nerd #1 my bad homie

nerd #1: I FUCKING KNEW IT

kazuha: he swore

scara: don't copy him swearing is bad you should never swear kazuha

kazuha: why the fuck not

scara:

scara: idk if that was scary or hot

nerd #2: CAN YOU STOP

scara: stop sleeping with your mum? no

kazuha: i'm right here

scara: sorry it won't happen again

kazuha: i

kazuha: good night

scara: night ig

kazuha is offline

nerd #2: i'm starting to understand why childe hates gay people

venti: lol...

venti has changed one name

ganyu lover: what

ganyu lover: i hate it here

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