Skunk spray drabbles

Jade Gets Skunked

A new Universe meant new wildlife, that's what Jade Harley and Jake English  thought at least, they were used to fauna, having lived on an island for most of their lives, although Jade was more used to animals like dogs, frogs, birds and other animals of the sort, she had an idea of animals like skunks, badgers and racoons from the internet as well as books, movies and cartoons. Ever since she fused with her dog Becquerel, she found out that her doggie instincts kicked out every once in a while like her tendency to bark for instance, this got worse after Earth C was created. Hussie only knows how many cats she has chased but that's not important, our story starts off with Jade hanging out in the woods with her chums Dave Strider and his boyfriend Karkat Vantas, she had been living with them for a while, ever since they beat Sburb, they had grown used to her dog-like behaviour although they found it quite grating at times.

KARKAT: JEGUS FUCK I'M BOARD

DAVE: dude calm down, it's fresh air

KARKAT: IF YOU COUNT TREE SAP AND DIRT AS FRESH AIR I WANT YOUR NOSTRILS STRIDER

JADE: cmon karkat, lighten up it's so much fun!, we get to see all the cute critters :p

KARKAT: THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WANT TO RIP ME OPEN

JADE: oh shush!

Jade lightly punched Karkat as they walked through the woods, looking at and petting  various squirrels, racoons and badgers  

a half an hour passed and Dave looked at Jade

DAVE: hey me and karkat are going back home do you wanna come crash again? it really doesn't matter either way

JADE: i'm gonna stay here for a little bit, you two head back home!

KARKAT: WE'RE GONNA MISS THRESH PRINCE

DAVE: chill, anyway see you around harley

Dave and Karkat walked off, leaving Jade in the woods in the animals, she continued strolling through the woods, meeting and chasing plenty of animals, but while she was chasing a family of squirrels she smelled something off, not necessarily bad mind you but something different.

 She quickly eyed her surroundings to see if a new animal was present and low and behold she saw a black and white animal, now most people would assume it was a cat but Jade wasn't most people and could clearly tell that it was a mammal from the family  Mephitidae or a skunk to most other people. Jade never encountered a skunk before but she  knew as well as everyone else did that pissing off a skunk was a bad idea so she backed off.

But her Canine instincts gave her the urge to bark at it she tried to hold it back but was two strong, before she knew it, Jade was on all-fours barking, the skunk, who in response began stamping its feet, Jade didn't pay attention to this as her mind was in doggirl mode and certainty wasn't paying attention to the skunks warning, the skunk stomped a second time, again Jade ignored this, giving up, the skunk raised it's tail in a U shape and sprayed a yellow liquid into Jade's face blinding her and getting it's musk in her mouth.

What followed was one of the nastiest things Jade had ever experienced, her eyes were watering, she began coughing  and she began rubbing her face on the nearby grass and the smell, oh jegus the smell!, it reeked in a way in which Jade couldn't describe, her sense of smell was enhanced which made the experience more unbearable, the skunk took a chance to scurry away leaving Jade stinky, defeated and lying in the woods.

Jade found a nearby river and managed to wash enough to be able to see away, she teleported back to Dave and Karkat's house, they were watching the Thresh Prince of Bel-Air.

DAVE: oh hey ja-jesus what the fuck you reek 

KARKAT: WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE A RECUPERACOON

JADE: i-i was cbarking at a skunk and it sprayed me

DAVE: what part of you thought that was a good idea

DAVE: where in your skull did you think that a skunk will allow you to bark at it   

JADE: the part that's half-dog :(

KARKAT: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA GET RID OF THIS SMELL??

 **a few hours later **

Jade soaks in Dave and Karkat's bathtub which is full of tomato juice, Dave had no clue about the real method so he just stuck with what he knew best. Dave walked in wearing a nose plug and pouring another can of tomato juice on Jade, she was weeping while her white fur was beginning to be dyed pink from the tomato juice

JADE: um dave i don't think this is working :(

DAVE: sorry jade this is the only thing we have, btw you owe us for stinking up our house but it doesn't matter, Karkat does it enough anyway

KARKAT: FUCK YOU STRIDER

The now pink human-dog hybrid sighed as she laid in the bathtub, the smell staying with her for many weeks to come.