Stolas: why hello my big dicked Blitzy.

He spit his coffee while Octavia did the same

Blitz: WHAT

Octavia: THE

Blitz: FUCK

Octavia: DAD?

Stolas: language, everyone. I have a special request.

Blitz: ugh, look i just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass.

Stolas: it's for my daughter.

Blitz: ah well make sure she washes it.

Stolas: NO, no, no no no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land and i was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us.

Blitz: we're assassin's not bodyguards okay, don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die.

Stolas: I'll pay you.

Blitz: pay me what?

Stolas: money.

Blitz: DONE.

Blitz slams his phone on the desk smashing it in the process before pulling out a megaphone

Blitz: M&M , Alex get in here we're going to Loo Loo Land.

Alex and Moxxie open the door to the office

Alex and Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?

Millie smashed her head through the glass on the door

Millie: LOO LOO LAND?

Blitz: LOO LOO LAND!

Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Grimm: about that, i have an errand to do so you'll have to do it without me.

Alex: don't worry it can't be that hard right?

The scene changes to show the half working Loo Loo Land before going to the parking space where the I.M.P van is shown. Moxxie gets out to open the door for Alex to come out holding his flame thrower and after him Stolas with a Loo Loo Land outfit. Octavia got out only to feel embarrassed by her father's behaviour and tries to hide her face

Alex: not much of a fan of this place huh?

Octavia: not since dad's bullshit ruined my life.

Alex: yikes a bit overboard much?

She didn't say anything and just walked inside

Blitz: now remember this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs alright?

Octavia: hey, dad, do we have to-

Blitz: okay hold on right there sweetie.

He turned back to Stolas

Blitz: if you try fucking my little ass in that park i swear t-

Stolas: you are so cute when you are serious.

Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick.

Moxxie: oh crumbs i knew today would be a lot what do you need? Antioxidants, ibuprofen, morphine?

Octavia: that was figurative old man.

Moxxie: oh right, hehe.

Moxxie throwed morphine in a baby stroller beside him

Alex: MOXXIE.

Alex quickly grabbed all the morphine from the stroller

Alex: you can't just throw this thing in an baby. Even we have standards.

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