Helluva spark ( Helluva boss x oc)

Pilot

Moxxie: no

Blitz: your baby Weiner haver?

Me, Grimm and Loona snicker at that

Moxxie: sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!

Millie: calm down Mox you're gonna have another panic attack.

Moxxie: I AM CALM.

Millie pets his head trying to calm him down

Blitz: look i don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside work hours so don't judge me.

Moxxie: oh i do judge you sir. Quite a lot actually.

Millie: Mox he's our boss.

Blitz: no no it's fine Mills your husband is just. How do i say this without being offensive?

Alex and Grimm: returded?

Blitz: exactly.

Moxxie: does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?

Blitz: it actually does.

Loona: the only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage.

Millie: no he's not you bitch.

Blitz: do not talk to my receptionist that way she sensitive.

Loona: yes i am.

Alex: does this happen in every meeting?

Grimm: more or less.

???: You guys are all fucking assholes.

We all turn to see the kid Moxxie shot

Alex: YOU BROUGHT A HUMAN KID DOWN HERE?

Blitz: what else were we supposed to do with it? And you shut up you're lucky to witness this.

Moxxie: *sigh* this company is such a mess.

Blitz: alright let's get back to talking about my outfit.

Lonna: nobody was talking about that.

Blitz: which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling. So how does it look it's good right?

Alex: 5/10

Kid: it's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuck shits wouldn't kill me but now i want that. I want death.

He said and pointed at Blitz

Kid: you are a selfish greedy clown, and I'm a kid. We're supposed to like clowns, even the creepy ones.

Moxxie: hey now that's not very--

Kid: if i wanted to hear from a spineless jackass I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

Millie: that's my husband you're talking to.

The kid laughs

Kid: that's your husband? I figured you for a slut but i didn't know you needed a dick that bad.

Grimm: are you seriously asking for a death wish?

Kid: like you could do anything to me you Mickey mouse rip of. And you two.

He said pointing at me and Loona

Loona: what? What about us?

Kid: nothing. I don't talk to furries. I'm a normal person.

I am this close to make barbeque out of this kid

Blitz: wow. You know kid you kind of are a piece of shit.