Stolas: there's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists.

Blitz: doesn't it?

Stolas: well yes but, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here.

Blitz: okay well that makes sense.

Stolas: you know what happens when I'm lonely Blitzy?

Blitz: oh god fucking damnit

Stolas: when I'm lonely, i become hungry. And when i become hungry.

Blitz: look the point is Loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family.

I look at Loona and see she's actually smiling at Blitzs words

Moxxie: we aren't a family sir. You and Grimm are the boss we are the employees. You treat her like she's some troubled teenager. She's more like a meth- addicted homeless woman you let man the phones.

While Moxxie was saying this Loona slowy rose a middle finger in his face

Blitz: that is offensive. Without homeless people i wouldn't have half the joy and laughter i do in this life.

He said looking out the window probably watching a homeless person outside

Moxxie: while we're on the subject of "family" can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work.

Millie: come on sweetie it's not that big a deal.

Moxxie: excuse me, WHAT?

Alex: do i even want to know?

more flashbacks

At Millies and Moxxie home Moxxie is making dinner

Moxxie: honey can you give me the butter?

Millie: sure sweetie.

She opened the fridge only to find Blitz in holding the butter

Blitz: spoiler alert, the butter spoiled.

Millie looked shocked for a moment before chuckling

Moxxie: what's funny, honey?

He turned around to see Blitz in the fridge

Blitz: really impressive wordplay.

Moxxie: what the-- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE???

Next we see Moxxie sleeping but a noise wakes him up and he slowly opens his eyes to see Blitz staring right at him

Blitz: what's you dreaming about?

Moxxie: i was dreaming my parents were being murdered. But now I'd like to go back to that.

We then see Moxxie playing a love song for Millie

Moxxie: just, stop doing that.

Alex: i will give you 10 bucks for a copy.

Blitz: deal. And i don't see what the issue is. Is there something you don't want me seeing?

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