Stolas: there's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists.
Blitz: doesn't it?
Stolas: well yes but, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here.
Blitz: okay well that makes sense.
Stolas: you know what happens when I'm lonely Blitzy?
Blitz: oh god fucking damnit
Stolas: when I'm lonely, i become hungry. And when i become hungry.
Blitz: look the point is Loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family.
I look at Loona and see she's actually smiling at Blitzs words
Moxxie: we aren't a family sir. You and Grimm are the boss we are the employees. You treat her like she's some troubled teenager. She's more like a meth- addicted homeless woman you let man the phones.
While Moxxie was saying this Loona slowy rose a middle finger in his face
Blitz: that is offensive. Without homeless people i wouldn't have half the joy and laughter i do in this life.
He said looking out the window probably watching a homeless person outside
Moxxie: while we're on the subject of "family" can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work.
Millie: come on sweetie it's not that big a deal.
Moxxie: excuse me, WHAT?
Alex: do i even want to know?
more flashbacks
At Millies and Moxxie home Moxxie is making dinner
Moxxie: honey can you give me the butter?
Millie: sure sweetie.
She opened the fridge only to find Blitz in holding the butter
Blitz: spoiler alert, the butter spoiled.
Millie looked shocked for a moment before chuckling
Moxxie: what's funny, honey?
He turned around to see Blitz in the fridge
Blitz: really impressive wordplay.
Moxxie: what the-- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE???
Next we see Moxxie sleeping but a noise wakes him up and he slowly opens his eyes to see Blitz staring right at him
Blitz: what's you dreaming about?
Moxxie: i was dreaming my parents were being murdered. But now I'd like to go back to that.
We then see Moxxie playing a love song for Millie
Moxxie: just, stop doing that.
Alex: i will give you 10 bucks for a copy.
Blitz: deal. And i don't see what the issue is. Is there something you don't want me seeing?
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Helluva spark ( Helluva boss x oc)
FanfictionHelluva boss belongs to Vivziepop and pictures i use to their respective artists
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