He pulled out a photo with the frame saying employee of the month with Moxxie being blinded by the flash
Moxxie: okay sir. I'm sorry a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually like the jingles.
Millie: i liked it.
Moxxie: do not. Do not agree with him in front of me.
Alex: how bad is that jingle anyway?
Grimm: oh yeah you never actually seen it.
Said Grimm walking to the TV with a tape in his hand
Grimm: i present to you the I.M.P commercial.
He put the tape in and the video started playing
When it ended i was on the floor laughing
Alex: hahaha y-you actually shot a kid and got it to the hospital?
Moxxie: i'd like to go on record and say that that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the RIGHT info on the target, it's very simple.
Loona: oh sit on a dick Moxxie.
Moxxie: YOU sit. Sit on a-- and the-- i-- DO YOUR JOB.
Alex: oh relax Moxxie it was probably the only time that happened.
Blitz: yeah we don't blame our screw-ups on Loona okay she didn't do anything wrong.
Blitz went and hugged Loona who looked like she was about to bite his head off
Moxxie: are you kidding me sir? She's awful.
Alex: name one time.
Flashback
Loona was on the front desk reading a magazine when the phone starting ringing and she picked it up
Loona: hello I.M.P
Millie: Lonna i got stabbed. Call Mox--
She immediately hang up
We then see Blitz walking towards her with a present
Blitz: happy adoption anniversary Loonie. I got you a little something.
Loona: is it a cure for Syphilis.
Blitz: i- oh.
Loona: then i don't what it.
She grabbed the present and smash it on the ground but a whole ton of spiders came out of it and crawled all around Lonna
Blitz: I'm sorry it was spiders.
Said Blitz now out the window
Loona: god damnit
Alex: hold on.
We return to the meeting room
Alex: you have Syphilis?
Loona: yeah. You got a problem?
Alex: no not at all. But I just think i may know someone who can get rid of your Syphilis.
This got everyones attention
Grimm: you serious?
Alex: yeah. I can take her to him when the meeting is over.
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Helluva spark ( Helluva boss x oc)
FanfictionHelluva boss belongs to Vivziepop and pictures i use to their respective artists
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