There was once a tree that had the semblance of Bukugo's face upon its bark. A dog, barking at the sky, approached the tree's trunk and björked, "aroof?!"
Baku-tree shouted "YA DAMNED DOGGY NERD, DON'T PISS ON MY ROOTS!"
Deku shouts COME and runs up to retrieve his doggone doggo and notices Bakugo's face. Then he shouts come again, but for a different reason.
"PHEW, HEY OL BUDDY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE LAST TIME A BUNCH OF YOUNG PEOPLE DECIDED TO MAKE US GAY FOR EACH OTHER (jkjkjkjk)."
Bakugo transformed from a tree into a poorly rendered Ariana Grande locker skin from Fortnite and started singing a love song for Deku.
It went something like this:
"Ahem,
Deku, I want to wreck you
With my lips.
Deku, I want to protect you
With my hips.
Deku, I select you
As my b*tch
Love me, fight me,
Leave my body in a ditch."
"Wow, Bakugo, my legs are tingling," he shouted from the top.
The audience below wondered, "top of what?"
A phallic spaceship descended from above. A spammer hopped out, smacked a building a few times with his Morty hammer, grabbed some wood, and was just about to leave when he saw that both Deku and Bakugo were now trees. And their branches were touching romantically.
Thus, SpamHammer approached them, and chopped Deku down. Bakutree went into a furious rampage, and rammed the pages made from Deku's tree corpse down the dickusticku prick-oo's throat.
A gal named Bell, uh, appeared, and she sprinkled fairy dust onto Deku's stump corpse, and Deku re-emerged as a tattooed tongue piercer. It was pretty sick.
And that's it.
Oh, wait one more thing did happen.
Bell, uh, is, uh, belle, uh. Yeah.
Okay. Bye.
