Collin: It's not too late, sir! You can still find--
[The Imps arrive wearing wigs and dresses.]
Blitzo: HA! Nice try, ugly.
[He pulls out a megaphone.]
Blitzo: Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would fuck this old man?!
[All the cars speed away in an instant. Lyle becomes dejected.]
Collin: [gets into Blitzo's face] You know, you three are so utterly c- c- cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!
Moxxie: Oh, and you three are so superior to us just because WE want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over DEAD!
[Moxxie threw his hands out for emphasis.]
Blitzo: You're makin' things too real now, Moxxie.
[Blitzo sprays piss from a spray bottle into Moxie's face, making him flinch and hiss.]
[Scene cuts to a woman dressed as a Viking singing opera at an auditorium while on a fake unicorn. A well-dressed man plays a piano. The cherubs are well-dressed, too.]
Cletus: Behold! The wonder of art and music! Something always here to comfort... entertain... and live for!
[Up above the stage, Blitzo wags his butt and tail similar to a cat.]
Millie: So... how do we make this bad?
Moxxie: We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's fact.
Y/n:We have to figure something out and fast.
Blitzo: Unless we ruin it somehow.
[With a mischievous grin, Blitzo shakes his butt in Moxxie's face and moves the spotlight around the stage. The singer pauses and follows the light as Blitzo moves it some more.]
Lyle: She's not very good.
[Blitzo chuckles and moves the light faster and faster as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Blitzo softly gasps as he accidentally breaks the stage light off. The woman sings a final note before the light crushes her on stage. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the man nervously tries to keep playing the piano.]
Y/n:Oh shit nice going babe
Blitzo: Well, at least we made it bad.
[The three cherubs fly angrily toward the imps.]
Cletus: THAT'S IT!! I HAVE HAD IT!! You four monsters have messed with us enough!
Collin: D'ooh, we're just trying to do our j- j- job!
Moxxie: Well, so are we!
Cletus: EEEENOUGH!!
[The Cherubs summon golden crossbows and aim them at the Imps.]
Cletus: We are savin' that shitty old man's life, whether he wants it or not!
Blitzo: Well, someone wants that fucker dead! Okay? And he paid in advance, and I spent it all on this...
[Blitzo holds up a green horse figure wearing jewels, sunglasses and a "mare-ajuanna" cap.]
Blitzo: ...so he's gotta go!
[Keenie flies into Blitzo's face.]
Keenie: You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!
Millie: So are you! So why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental, [pulls Keenie by her necklace and snaps it back] cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!
Keenie: ...FILTHY DEMON CRAP!! [tackles Millie]
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Helluva boss x Fem Reader
Fanficsince it actually is becoming a series why not make it a x reader with this hope you enjoy this will probably become a blitzo x reader with some x stolas I don't own helluva boss or its characters or well you (Quick disclaimer I do not own anything...
HELLUVA BOSS S1//C.H.R.U.B
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