[Lyle makes a noose out of an IV tube.]
Moxxie: Should we go in there and tie it for him?
[Lyle is about to put it over his head as the imps watch with drinks and popcorn. The noose glows white and a force knocks the imps back. Blitzo's kitten sock flies away, making him sad. Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light.]
Lyle: Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!
Blitzo: Who the fuck are they?
Y/n:oh fucking hell..
Moxxie: Oh no! Sir, those are...
Cletus: Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!
Lyle: I hate filthy stinking orphan children!
Collin: We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances.
Blitzo: [angry] Oh, HELL no!
[An angry Blitzo marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly.]
Blitzo: Don't forget--
[Misjudging where the floor is in relation to the window, Blitzo face-plants onto the floor. Moxxie Y/n and Millie enter through a door.]
Moxxie: Lyle Lipton, it is our--
[Moxxie glances at Blitzo before looking back at Lyle while Y/n went to go help Blitzo up.]
Moxxie: humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die.
Millie: I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old... and gross?
Keenie: Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!
[Keenie flies around and happily throws Lyle's dollar bills in the air.]
Lyle: Nnnno!
Collin: He could pay for new hospitals and schools!
Lyle: Why won't you let me die?
[Blitzo appears beside him.]
Blitzo: Oh, sounds like you need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?
[Moxxie tosses a variety of weapons to Blitzo and Lyle.]
Moxxie: I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas--
Collin: He's classier than that!
[Lyle points a rifle in his mouth, before Collin takes it from him.]
Collin: There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!
Millie: Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months!
[Millie sniffs Lyle. She becomes visibly ill, covers her mouth, and while holding Moxxie by the shoulder, vomits on the floor.]
Cletus: Life can be beautiful at any age.
Keenie: And we'll show him!
Cletus, Collin, and Keenie: [Cheers] Yeah!
Blitzo, Y/n ,Moxxie, and Millie: [yells] Nnnnno!
[C.H.E.R.U.B. takes Lyle and his bed outside to a hill, overlooking a forest and a lake.]
Cletus: Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!
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Helluva boss x Fem Reader
Fanfictionsince it actually is becoming a series why not make it a x reader with this hope you enjoy this will probably become a blitzo x reader with some x stolas I don't own helluva boss or its characters or well you (Quick disclaimer I do not own anything...
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