[The two men struggle to open the door, pounding on it. Both of them rapidly shrivel up and age. Loopty stares in horror at his shriveling hands. Lyle grows old and fat and slides to the floor. Loopty clutches at his chest, suffers a heart attack and collapses to the ground. A man mentions for doctors to come in. They put a stethoscope over Loopty's heart and they shake their heads somberly. Another woman puts an oxygen mask over Lyle's nose and mouth. Loopty's body is zipped shut in a body bag.]
Loopty: Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire WE BUILT TOGETHER! Without me to share it with, he'll make all the god damn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire, and get all the credit!
[Scene cuts to Lyle laughing evilly as piles of money rain down on him.]
[Back to I.M.P. office.]
Blitzo: Ehhh, that's not really evil.
Loopty: It's evil towards me!
[Moxxie is still stuck under the rubble.]
Moxxie: [strained] Everything... is going... dark...
Loopty: Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!
Blitzo: Eh, y- y- y- You do know, Poopty--
Loopty: [seethes] Looooptyyyy!
Blitzo: [holds hands up defensively] Of course! Of course... If we do kill him, though, and he ends up down here, y'know, you will be stuck with him. Forever.
Loopty: Oh, trust me...
[Loopty summons an array of weapons with his metal tentacles: several guns, a launcher, and a circular saw blade.]
Loopty: I'm counting on it!
Moxxie: [strained, gives a thumbs up] That's kinda hot!
[Everyone glances at Moxxie.]
[Scene cuts to the I.M.P. crew wearing wigs and disguises on a tour bus. Moxxie looks through binoculars at Lyle's mansion.]
Moxxie: [sarcastic] Gee! I wonder whose house this is?
Tour Guide: And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!
[The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones. Blitzo removes his sunglasses, wearing a clown wig.]
Blitzo: Let's do it, gang!
[All the imps take out their weapons: Blitzo has a flintlock pistol, Moxxie a rifle, Y/n has a dagger and Millie two sharp swords. The imps jump over a fence and land in poses.]
Millie: Let's kill this rich guy!
[The imps race over toward the windows.]
Tour Guide: And here you'll find four tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!
[People snap pictures.]
[The Imps peer through the window at an old Lyle in bed.]
Moxxie: Wow... That machine really did a number on him.
[Zooming in, Lyle kisses a picture in his hands.]
Lyle: Goodbye... my one true love.
[The picture in the frame consists of dollar bills and a "free stock photos" watermark on it.]
Lyle: All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value.
Blitzo: Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!
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Helluva boss x Fem Reader
Fanfictionsince it actually is becoming a series why not make it a x reader with this hope you enjoy this will probably become a blitzo x reader with some x stolas I don't own helluva boss or its characters or well you (Quick disclaimer I do not own anything...
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