Blitzo: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.
[Millie takes out a sharp black axe.]
Millie: Who are you, and what do you want?!
[Loopty Goopty slides along the black loops before he does a villainous pose between the imps.]
Loopty: I am Loopty Goopty! [singsong voice] Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!
Loona: Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.
Loopty: I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit!
[Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance. Blitzo sniffs him and flinches.]
Blitzo: Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?
Loopty: YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!
[Loona taps on her phone.]
Loona: Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine.
Loopty: Shut up, dear furry!
[Loona growls in anger.]
[Loopty Goopty appears in front of Loona and turns to Blitzo.]
Loopy: [singsong voice] This is the man I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!
[He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him.]
Blitzo: Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the "O" is silent.
[Loona walks away as Blitzo walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand.]
Loopty: What "O"?
Blitzo: Aww, thank you. Now what's the tea, sis?
Loopty: The TEAAAA?!
Y/n: Wow get with the tends old man
[Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the debris.]
Moxxie: [pained] Guys, help!
Blitzo: Yeah, why are we killing this guy? [elbows Loopty] I mean, what did he do to you?
[Moxxie's arm inches back and he squeals in pain.]
Moxxie: [under his breath] Losing... ox-!
Loopty: He was... my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man!
[An old film montage in brown shades depicts Loopty's early life.]
Loopty: My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire!
[Lyle and Loopty pose with capes and spiral glasses on top of a tall building labeled "Lyle-Loopty Robotics' '. The building is surrounded by factories and columns spewing smoke. Down below it reads "very dramatic re-enactment from earlier that day?"]
Loopty Goopty: Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop, or reverse, the aging process!
[The clips show Loopty putting wires together and Lyle tightening a bolt with a wrench. The two stand by a large white machine labeled "De-age-ifier."]
Loopty: It could've saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius! But the machine was accidentally set FORWARD!
[The two men stroll into the chamber and close the metal door. A lever labeled "young" and "old" is set to "old" at the bottom.]
Loopty: By the time we managed to get out, it was too late! At least, for me!
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Helluva boss x Fem Reader
Fanfictionsince it actually is becoming a series why not make it a x reader with this hope you enjoy this will probably become a blitzo x reader with some x stolas I don't own helluva boss or its characters or well you (Quick disclaimer I do not own anything...
HELLUVA BOSS S1//C.H.R.U.B
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